Do blondes have more fun?

#1
OK, simple question, do you know where I'm going for me hols:

Blonde Island

Apparently it will be staffed entirely by blondes. Blonde cabin crew, blonde waitresses, blonde cleaners, blonde police. Whilst I'm not sure it will catch on, I've applied for a great job there though. I'll be checking to see that collar and cuffs match.
:D

Here's your welcoming committee:

 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#2
All sounds promising apart from the blonde pilots!

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#3
I dont know I am not blonde.
 
#5
Gracie, is that view driven by the fact that blondes do have more fun and you are frequently overlooked by people due to the rather bland and dowdy colour of you own hair or, are you claiming that all blondes are inherantly stupid and should be rounded up and destroyed?

This could quite easily be intergrated into the 'glamour girl' thread, the arguements being that yes, blondes may be attractive to look at but they have the mental capacity of drain hair. Countering that could be the fact that Stephen Hawking is a fucking genius and could regale you for hours on end with all manner of interesting facts about the Universe and the Meaning of life but, who wants to fuck Stephen Hawking?
 
#7
Me me me....i like a man who can't fight back...or escape!!!
For comedy value alone, that would be worth seeing. His sex talk would be brilliant.
'Oh..............yes!............Right.....................thore...................workityou...............horny.............bench!!!'
I would imagine that eye sensitive keyboard would throw up some right crackers whilst he's be ridden.
 
#10
#11
He's been fucked since birth.
Yes, but inside that frail broken body beats the heart of a fleet footed young man who dreams of running through fields and chasing girls.
You'd think after all these years he'd have given up on stupid daydreaming wouldn't you?

'It's never going to happen Hawking, and for fucks sake, get a tissue for your shoulder!'
 
#12
I am a natural blonde but dye my hair black. Can't say my fun quotient has fallen at all since going all dark and sultry, but then neither has my intelligence risen.
 
#13
I am a natural blonde but dye my hair black. Can't say my fun quotient has fallen at all since going all dark and sultry, but then neither has my intelligence risen.
What was the reasoning behind dying your hair black? Did you grow weary of the the stereotypical sexual advances of leering men? Or is it just easier to cover up the grey? :wink:
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Blondes do have more fun. They are not burdened by the weight of an IQ. They live simple, unfettered lives, akin to those of slugs.
 
#15
I'm blonde and I always have fun, sometimes it's at someone else's expense but that makes all the more fun :D


TPBD
 
#16
What was the reasoning behind dying your hair black? Did you grow weary of the the stereotypical sexual advances of leering men? Or is it just easier to cover up the grey? :wink:
Neither, the advances haven't lessened (but that's probably more to do with men focusing 8" lower than my face) and the grey shows up more against the black contrast. It was more a vain attempt to convey intelligence, a sort of "operating under false pretences" if you will.
 
#17
Neither, the advances haven't lessened (but that's probably more to do with men focusing 8" lower than my face) and the grey shows up more against the black contrast. It was more a vain attempt to convey intelligence, a sort of "operating under false pretences" if you will.
Yeah, I was going to suggest that as well but I didn't want to confuse you with complicated words. The black dye must be having an effect, you've managed to get all those little letter thingies in the right order. Yay you. :wink:

Still having trouble with 'tit-talking' eh? Why not write messages on them, it'll save a fortune on post-its.
 
#18
Yeah, I was going to suggest that as well but I didn't want to confuse you with complicated words. The black dye must be having an effect, you've managed to get all those little letter thingies in the right order. Yay you. :wink:

Still having trouble with 'tit-talking' eh? Why not write messages on them, it'll save a fortune on post-its.
Alternatively, you could get a tattoo of your face on one of them, that would give men some idea of who they're actually talking to.

I did once see a woman who had 'Ross Kemp's Stunt Team' tattoo'd across her unmentionables. I think the lads would have much preferred 'Ross Kemp On Afghanistan' if they'd shown up instead of him.
 
#19
I did once see a woman who had 'Ross Kemp's Stunt Team' tattoo'd across her unmentionables.
Classy, I like that in a woman, particularly if she's one of those harsh, blowsy-looking bottle blondes. You know the sort (sniffs dismissively, types down nose)
 
#20
they do!!
thats why i only pick blondes when i choose my rape victims ! they always seem well chuffed when i jump them from the front!

classy victims and always so thankful! i even get my knob cleaned with a good deep throat after!

i must admit though its rather disconcerting when they ask if your going to kill them after!

do they really need to ask!!stupid birds
 

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