Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Solicitor visits his client in prison and says. "Well Jim, there's good news and there's bad news. Jim says. "Give me the bad first." Solicitor says. "The bad news is that DNA tests prove that it's your blood at the murder scene."
    Jim says. "Fuck! ok, what's the good news?"
    Solicitor says. "Your cholesterol level is down to 4.2"