OK so it seems like most of Radio One DJs have been up to something one way or another. What about the Radio One (or any DJ for that matter) who have not had an accusation levelled at them yet: they must feel left out. So, its match a DJ to a crime, either actual, rumoured or even scurrilous and totally false but they just look like they have done a certain crime. Please keep it to a crime. IE something that you can get nicked for. Playing Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh is not a crime but it should be. Its not a crime to be an arrogant unfunny wanker, so thats Chris Moyles off the hook, apart from that I think he has evaded taxes. Dave Lee Travis must be responsible for several unsolved murders. The beard and spectacles give it away. Almost every time they show a photofit picture or CCTV shots it looks like Dave Lee Travis. He's a serial killer. He must be. He may be a totally nice bloke but I fear that his freezer is full of neatly labelled frozen vaginas. Kenny Everett - Theft. I know he has lifted a few shirts in his time. Noel Edmonds has to be into fraud. Calling a banker my arse.