DJs and accusations

mercurydancer

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Book Reviewer
#1
OK so it seems like most of Radio One DJs have been up to something one way or another.

What about the Radio One (or any DJ for that matter) who have not had an accusation levelled at them yet: they must feel left out. So, its match a DJ to a crime, either actual, rumoured or even scurrilous and totally false but they just look like they have done a certain crime.

Please keep it to a crime. IE something that you can get nicked for. Playing Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh is not a crime but it should be. Its not a crime to be an arrogant unfunny wanker, so thats Chris Moyles off the hook, apart from that I think he has evaded taxes.

Dave Lee Travis must be responsible for several unsolved murders. The beard and spectacles give it away. Almost every time they show a photofit picture or CCTV shots it looks like Dave Lee Travis. He's a serial killer. He must be. He may be a totally nice bloke but I fear that his freezer is full of neatly labelled frozen vaginas.

Kenny Everett - Theft. I know he has lifted a few shirts in his time.

Noel Edmonds has to be into fraud. Calling a banker my arse.
 
#2
Chris Moyles must have shop lifted more than one pie in his time.

And of course the even more serious crime of being an unfunny fat Yorkshire cunt in a built up area before 1000hrs.
 
#4
Lenny Henry for blatently calling himself a comedian,..cunt should get life at the least, whilst sharing a cell with Jimmy Tarbuck
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Chris Moyles must have shop lifted more than one pie in his time.

And of course the even more serious crime of being an unfunny fat Yorkshire cunt in a built up area before 1000hrs.
Without a doubt Gregg's have a photo of the fat twat in every shop requesting staff to check the cheese and onion pastie shelf after Moyles has been in. He may have paid for 6 pasties but may also have inhaled 4 more before the shop assistant could notice.
 
#9
Never mind radio one.it's owt to do with the bbc,i mean look at that David icke geezer.fuck me....erm,hope the internet polis arent ganna lock as up noo.
 
#10
Westwood

Utter cuntishness and bellthronkery in a public place
 

jarrod248

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Gallery Guru
#11
Simon Bates with his soft voice reporting tales of tragedy but ending in a Mills and Boon ending, the tears listening to 'Our tune' the sheer affulness of it.
Well it's not as awful as him and his tendency for stealing and wanking in old ladies shopping trolley's, what a dirty smug faced cunt.
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
Noel Edmonds/Mike Smith - murder.
Car drop stunt woopsie.

Oh I had forgotten about that one... Multicoloured gore shop if I remember correctly
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
#17
David 'Kid' Jenson may now be regretting adopting his cheery 70's nickname but will be thankful that he at least decided to drop the 'Fiddler' part, as a double barrelled nickname was too much of a mouthful and a little too obvious even in those days. He's guilty of something I'm sure and if this is a variation on DJ Cluedo I'm guessing it was Little Miss Scarlett (age 13), in the mixing studio, with a candlestick (and some creme-eggs)
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Simon Bates with his soft voice reporting tales of tragedy but ending in a Mills and Boon ending, the tears listening to 'Our tune' the sheer affulness of it.
Well it's not as awful as him and his tendency for stealing and wanking in old ladies shopping trolley's, what a dirty smug faced cunt.
The duty rumour is that Simon Bates got sent to Smooth Radio from Classic FM because he got caught thrapping whilst playing Enigma Variations - Nimrod by Elgar. The dirty bastard. Any proper Englishman should be caught masturbating to "Jerusalem" in fact it should be made compulsory.
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
No it was some Saturday night bollox. Late late brekky show I think.

Yes, Multicultural swap shop for adults. (An arab for 25 quid and a grot mag? No deal)

Late Late breakfast show were not equalled in stunt casualties until Hammond in Top Gear. Whilst not technically brain dead, Hammond now has a Cumbrian accent, which amounts to the same thing.
 

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#20
But, not only was Kenny Everett insanely amusing, In 'Hot Gossip' he had, on the 'Kenny Everett Show' the hottest sluts on TV in the 70's (Check them out on Youtube)

RIP Kenny
 

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