Who is the DIY king of ARRSE? Rules for DIY King: 1. Amateurs only - no "trade". 2. Only one's own work. 3. Can't think of any more. My humble claim - in the last 2 years I have: Drained a pond, refilled it to create a lawn Installed glass blocks as an internal window (replacing a fish tank!) Erected a garden shed Laid a laminate floor Created an external wall rack for 2 kayaks using eye bolts and nylon rope Replaced upstairs floorboards Put up, taken down, and replaced bookshelves (perfectionist) Replaced a Yale lock Laid slabs (not that many) Erected a lattice fence and gate (as a child cage) Pruned back trees and replanted shrubbery Cleared a blocked drain (with drain rods and lots of brown stuff) That doesn't include repainting and wallpapering 2 rooms and a hallway and repainting 2 more.