Ok, so I'm a total throbber when it comes to DIY of any sort and my wife has banned me from all jobs which involve mechanical or electrical powered tools (she lets me occasionally use her Rampant Rabbit on her sweet places if I ask nicely). This DIY ban comes after a number of well-intentioned efforts to drill holes, put up shelving, fix a leaking tap, replace a door, nail a picture hook into brick work etc etc - not all the same job mind! - which have all ended slightly wrong from the intended result and on 3 occasions have resulted in my visiting the not so local A&E ward. Enough was enough and now I'm confined to a life of sitting on the couch with a beer, watching the footy while she walks by, tool kit in hand, and mumbling something which may not be very friendly in my general direction, so it's not all bad. So, am I the Frank Spencer of the current decade or are there more of us out there who genuinely cannot do the simplest of DIY tasks but manage to put a brave face on it? What's the worst you've done?