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DIY Halloween Costume for Small Dog (aka The Friday Night thread)

Apologies for the poor quality of Friday Night material, but I'm in a bit of a fix.

Me, Him and Her have a rare opportunity to attend a "fun" night in our local tomorrow. Apparently, Halloween costumes are encouraged, so being the jack cnut that I am, I decided to appoint the dog to dress up.

Having dismissed the idea of ordering a cute "pumpkin" or "wonder woman" from Amazon ( no I don't want Prime thanks all the same), I'm left with the task of cobbling together something hilarious and cute to adorn my small yorkie.

She will in no way be humiliated or uncomfortable, in fact she won't give a shit if there's sausage rolls. So, any suggestions please?
 
What about dress them up as Algonquin, that's vaguely Halloween

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Bake a large finger roll. Put the pooch in it and cover it in mustard. When you enter the pub pour lighter fluid over the pet and apply a match.




Instant Hot Dog!
 
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