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DIY Accident

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Torygraph

A carpenter called Stuart Keen cut off his own penis in the bath as he apparently tried to do DIY while drunk.
His mother Edna, 84, said: "Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
The mother seems very old school in her attitude to accidents!
 

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