DIY abortion pills now on sale

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by REMEbrat, Aug 5, 2012.

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  1. With a bit of luck all of them, £15 or some sprog to **** the the rest of your life up, no contest really!
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  2. They'll be legalizing condoms next!
  3. The 'morning after' pill (Levonelle) is available to buy from pharmacies but it's expensive. I was visiting a pharmacy recently and a girl was in tears so I wrote her a prescription for them. She couldn't afford the pills.
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  4. That's another reason baby Jesus won't want you for a sunbeam.
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  5. Cheers for that. Saved me a fortune in CSA payments.
  6. What was wrong with a bottle of Gin, a punch in the gut & a scalding bath?

    Kids today, they've never had it so good.
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  7. I'll take my chances. Drugs here are far too highly regulated.
  8. Knitting Needles.Whatever the outcome, the problem went away.
  9. You should try Ireland, the nuns would be clubbing you to death like a seal pup for helping out distressed harlots.
  10. If the nuns tried a bit of cock I'm sure they'd like it.
  11. The smart kids will use preventative contraception and never need these. The stupid ones won't use them and in any case would be better served by strychnine.

    Whatever it is, I'm against it.

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
  12. More than one of the convent girls I used to walk out with were pretty confident jumping up and down afterwards would do the trick.