Divulje Barracks Split Summer 1995

[mcnato]

No scanner, so they're a photo of a photo but you get the drift. I'm sure I had one with breasts on display, I must have saved it somewhere special.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Split. Fuckin REMF city.
Ploce Death Camp. Mt Igman. The place to be in the summer of '95
When Kate "Albatross Reporter of Death" Adie wasn't about that is. Cursed woman.

I was helping to 'mind' the bitch: she wanted to do a big piece-to-camera as the Chinooks came into Ploce. It was the driest summer for 30 years and wokka-wokka x 6 created a right shit storm of dust, gravel and stray sCroats. Madam asked afterwards could the nice helos do it all again but with less of the dust.

Nice ass, mind. Her, not the helos.

 

[REG002]

I was helping to 'mind' the bitch: she wanted to do a big piece-to-camera as the Chinooks came into Ploce. It was the driest summer for 30 years and wokka-wokka x 6 created a right shit storm of dust, gravel and stray sCroats. Madam asked afterwards could the nice helos do it all again but with less of the dust.

Nice ass, mind. Her, not the helos.

It was pretty big though, especially in jeans. It brushed against my back in the mess tent down in Ploce Death Camp!

 

[tiny_lewis]

I was helping to 'mind' the bitch: she wanted to do a big piece-to-camera as the Chinooks came into Ploce. It was the driest summer for 30 years and wokka-wokka x 6 created a right shit storm of dust, gravel and stray sCroats. Madam asked afterwards could the nice helos do it all again but with less of the dust.

Nice ass, mind. Her, not the helos.

Were you still about when the helo went into the water? She was a feckin curse that woman. Covered the RRF in GW1, and next thing the section was shot up by sceptics.

Odd, don't remember the Chinooks though, or not clearly. I'm sure it was a Sunday when it happened, though. Odd the things one remembers, such as a couple of months later having the worst storm in 30 years, and the place flooding, or the Bruno fight...

 

[techno-spastic]

No scanner, so they're a photo of a photo but you get the drift. I'm sure I had one with breasts on display, I must have saved it somewhere special.

I can smell the piss and wheeto's from here....

And who's that behind her in the bottom pic? Looks like a reject from the Thriller video.

 

[jack-daniels]

No scanner, so they're a photo of a photo but you get the drift. I'm sure I had one with breasts on display, I must have saved it somewhere special.

She's got chunky thighs!

 

[RMA1]

Oh aye with spitfire impressions must have been out on a job for that one!!. Damn missed it.

The jocks weren't the worst, Me and my crew got extricated from warrior and replaced with a pristine Yorkies crew so that little dwarf could do a "shoot" with some soldiers. No skin off my nose we were knackered any way after being on the tunnel all day and we really stunk.

 

[cernunnos]

That would have been you moaning about the smelly transit troops from up country using all the hot water and hogging the welfare phones REMF scum that you were.....

 

[terroratthepicnic]

Ah shawaddy waddi some crap comedian and a bird who could bend. Almost the whole of BLMF were ordered to go and watch it all in the factory. When shawaddy waddi came on, almost every had disapeared to the bar, which was quite amuzing. I think 97 was topped off with a helo full of Checz squaddies flying into the side of a mountain. But 98 was better. I got wasted on my 21st birthday and made a fool of myself. Not much change there really.

 

[bolo beret]

We has Bucks Fizz - the newest version with 2 nubile blondes (F) - everyone went beserk as we hadn't seen a real woman for months - only the matchstick-toothed hairy flip flop women.

Oh yea, the mental health nurse on Grapple 3 was so cute, she was like a mobile permanent CSE show.

 

[cernunnos]

Caution - This thread is now deemed to be a rear echelon "Rudelfick"

 

[The13thDukeOfWybourne]

Yes

No, however we had Jim Davidson as a CSE show and some bird from Grange Hill as a dancer.

Saw the same show. Fast forward many years and saw Jim Davidson in Iraq ... also with the same jokes heard ten years ago.

 

[threesend]

transited thro in 94 to GV...

medivac in 96 from sarejevo..

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Were you still about when the helo went into the water? She was a feckin curse that woman. Covered the RRF in GW1, and next thing the section was shot up by sceptics.

Odd, don't remember the Chinooks though, or not clearly. I'm sure it was a Sunday when it happened, though. Odd the things one remembers, such as a couple of months later having the worst storm in 30 years, and the place flooding, or the Bruno fight...

Aye, sadly: I'd come down from TSG for a day or two and was taking an evening shower when the 2 recovery divers came in, still suited up. Interesting conversation - me, as God made me and these 2 slowly removing chunky dry suits and other gear: all we needed was some cheesy music and a nubile 'nurse' to walk in and the vid would still be on Porn Tube.

..........actually, you've just reminded me about Adey and GW1: 4 of us got the chance to do an escort back to Jubayl from Kuwait International Airport. Madam and her 2 limp-wristed photogs demanded to be taken back down the line, so my 3 got hoofed off so that she and hers could get seats. She still had a nice arse, though.

 

[RMA1]

We has Bucks Fizz - the newest version with 2 nubile blondes (F) - everyone went beserk as we hadn't seen a real woman for months - only the matchstick-toothed hairy flip flop women.

Oh yea, the mental health nurse on Grapple 3 was so cute, she was like a mobile permanent CSE show.

Oh yes clocked her on the tail end of 2, But she wasn't as good as our matron in the MST, Hmmmmmmm yum yum!

 

[regular_imbiber]

On Palatine/Lodestar (can never remember which way round they went) in GV in 98 we had Bjorn Again.

The dark haired bird from Bjorn Again was actually Welsh and she was one of the most beautiful creatures God ever put on this earth.

Why a certain bloke took cold feet and didnt nail her in the multi-gym,round the back of the 5 aside court (she ran off in tears while putting her clothes back on apparently), was a source of puzzlement and wonder to us for the rest of the tour.

She's definitely in the wank bank.

 

[chunkygucci]

Towards the end of OP GRAPPLE 6, a hairdressing local Croatian bird was brought in HQ BRTIFOR building and set up on the 3rd floor I think as the JCO's were based on the top floor and The Watch Room was on the second.

Anyway, she did a crap hair cut but had nice baps.

Each evening when she was 'on duty' the queue's were getting longer and longer up the corridor.

At the end of the tour, the toilet cleaner women who looked like a trolls started to look quiet attractive.

Did anyone frequent the New Zealand bar next to HQ BRITFOR?

I remember one evening RSM Turnbull (Signals) chased aload of his Signaller's out and punished them all by making them do stagging on at the front of Divulje.

 

[chunkygucci]

Had the best Gurkha Goat Curry in Divulje Barracks.

The youngest (virgin) Gurkha present slit a goat's thoat as part of their ceremony.

A mighty curry was made and enjoyed by all with rice who wanted some.

 

[RMA1]

Had the best Gurkha Goat Curry in Divulje Barracks.

The youngest (virgin) Gurkha present slit a goat's thoat as part of their ceremony.

A mighty curry was made and enjoyed by all with rice who wanted some.

You were lucky Slop jockys managed to put 3/4 of the Coy in the MST with food poisoning,Some dogy chicken stuff, two weeks later same stuff appears on the hotplate and I get caught telling my jocks "dont eat that shit you'll end up in the MST" by chief slop, but low and behold that night there is another line forming at the MST.

Yes the cooks have struck again, They were very quiet at breakfast the next morning. Cunts.

 

[chunkygucci]

Most of the crap was served on a foil tray as if we were inmates.

It wasn't as if it was a field kitchen in the middle of nowhere, cooking of hexi blocks.

The slops had taken over a Croatian Army kitchen with gas cookers, microwaves, deep fat friers and all the mod-cons.

If Gordon Ramsey had visited, he would have told them all to "FUCK OFF".

The only nutritional meal on camp was found in the EFI in the form of a chicken & mushroom pot noodle.

The feral dogs started to look nice towards the end of the tour too.

My section adopted a dog called 'Buddy'.

Stupid dog spent most of its time down in the French Quarter where they were fattening it up for a barbeque or something.