Divorced in sleep

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by OldRedCap, Mar 27, 2006.

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  1. I doubt if I am allowed to draw any distinction between my religion and that of another so you will need to judge for yourself.
    This is a brother to the assertion that bird flu in Israel was a divine punishment and call for drying up of Jewish sexual organs.

  2. Ah tried it last night but Mrs S_D remineded me that
    a) i do not follow Islam so therefore there laws dont apply to me
    b) Our marriage is one based on love and trust so i should just ask her for a divorce
    c) (before icould answer b) if i ask her for a divorce she will cut S_D little soldier off and feed it to the cats.

    Hey who said there is no romance left in the world