Divorce

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bollock-chops, Sep 28, 2010.

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  1. I fucking hate you and wouldn't resuscitate you if you were dieing. That statement from me didnt go down too well with my beloved (I mean bloated whore)

    What doth I expecteth dans la morning.
     
  2. Have you hidden the following items of potential revenge?

    1. Credit cards
    2. Mobile phone
    3. Internet passwords
    4. Cat
    5. Razors
    6. Porn Collection (nothing worse than finding the entire collection overwritten with episodes of The Waltons)
    7. Toothbrush

    and of course the big one... your membership number of the Star Trek fan club
     
  3. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    OOOh bitter woman is that from experience Kimm, Star fish or Star trek , just asking?
     
  4. Total respect from the lads :cool:
     
  5. You'd better move in with me BC at least I can cook. Don't ask me for relationship advice though.
     
  6. I deny it all, have an alibi (4 in fact and you are one of them)... and of course its Star Trek, we are talking about BC here (or Scotty as he likes to be called at the weekends wearing nothing but spandex).
     
  7. Come to chat darling, I'll fix you.

    Oh, just hide anything sharp as well, or you won't have a morning.
     
  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Spandex, Spandau same thing keep both keep you in check,Kimmi did he beam you up on the vinegar stroke? BS jarrod will feed you but you have to walk the dog, and wear marigolds on wednesdays and sundays .
     
  9. 8. Your wardrobe of Savile Row suits, or they'll be minus 6" off the sleeves - if they're not already.
     
  10. Mag to grid, fast!
     
  11. Was that a parting shot to the ex/soon to be ex?
     
  12. Knew a girl who carefully cut the linings out of all of her partner's jackets after he snogged a filly at a party. They were all rather expensive Boss/Jaeger items and as he couldn't afford to replace them he carried on wearing them as a constant reminder of the bunny boiler waiting at home for him.
     
  13. Seems like normal married conversational exchanges to me, what's the problem?
     
  14. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

  15. Been there, seen it, done it. Was I glad when it finally happened ? I got away with all clothing retained, woman was too busy licking windows...big tits though... The best one was a mate who had to hear ' He vomited in bed when we had sex ' quoted to him by his brief. Both fell apart laughing. The judge didn't.