Divorce

#1
I fucking hate you and wouldn't resuscitate you if you were dieing. That statement from me didnt go down too well with my beloved (I mean bloated whore)

What doth I expecteth dans la morning.
 
#2
Have you hidden the following items of potential revenge?

1. Credit cards
2. Mobile phone
3. Internet passwords
4. Cat
5. Razors
6. Porn Collection (nothing worse than finding the entire collection overwritten with episodes of The Waltons)
7. Toothbrush

and of course the big one... your membership number of the Star Trek fan club
 

Pararegtom

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
OOOh bitter woman is that from experience Kimm, Star fish or Star trek , just asking?
 
#6
OOOh bitter woman is that from experience Kimm, Star fish or Star trek , just asking?
I deny it all, have an alibi (4 in fact and you are one of them)... and of course its Star Trek, we are talking about BC here (or Scotty as he likes to be called at the weekends wearing nothing but spandex).
 
#7
I fucking hate you and wouldn't resuscitate you if you were dieing. That statement from me didnt go down too well with my beloved (I mean bloated whore)

What doth I expecteth dans la morning.
Come to chat darling, I'll fix you.

Oh, just hide anything sharp as well, or you won't have a morning.
 

Pararegtom

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Spandex, Spandau same thing keep both keep you in check,Kimmi did he beam you up on the vinegar stroke? BS jarrod will feed you but you have to walk the dog, and wear marigolds on wednesdays and sundays .
 
#9
Have you hidden the following items of potential revenge?

1. Credit cards
2. Mobile phone
3. Internet passwords
4. Cat
5. Razors
6. Porn Collection (nothing worse than finding the entire collection overwritten with episodes of The Waltons)
7. Toothbrush

and of course the big one... your membership number of the Star Trek fan club
8. Your wardrobe of Savile Row suits, or they'll be minus 6" off the sleeves - if they're not already.
 
#10
Mag to grid, fast!
 
#12
8. Your wardrobe of Savile Row suits, or they'll be minus 6" off the sleeves - if they're not already.
Knew a girl who carefully cut the linings out of all of her partner's jackets after he snogged a filly at a party. They were all rather expensive Boss/Jaeger items and as he couldn't afford to replace them he carried on wearing them as a constant reminder of the bunny boiler waiting at home for him.
 
#13
I fucking hate you and wouldn't resuscitate you if you were dieing. That statement from me didnt go down too well with my beloved (I mean bloated whore)

What doth I expecteth dans la morning.
Seems like normal married conversational exchanges to me, what's the problem?
 
#15
Been there, seen it, done it. Was I glad when it finally happened ? I got away with all clothing retained, woman was too busy licking windows...big tits though... The best one was a mate who had to hear ' He vomited in bed when we had sex ' quoted to him by his brief. Both fell apart laughing. The judge didn't.
 
#16
There is a stunning blond bint (MILF) living next door to me. Big tits. She has a very nice temperament and is a hard working girl who has two kids by different dads, but who pays her way and drives a BMW. The father of one of the kids who was a crab air jet jockey found himself another bit on the side. Her revenge was swift. She took a bottle of bleach and did all of his uniforms including his mess kit. She also did his two tux's, climbing gear, cold weather gear, flying gear. Awesome woman. Cant wait for the summer when she potters around in tiny shorts and t shirt in the garden.
 
#18
There is a stunning blond bint (MILF) living next door to me. Big tits. She has a very nice temperament and is a hard working girl who has two kids by different dads, but who pays her way and drives a BMW. The father of one of the kids who was a crab air jet jockey found himself another bit on the side. Her revenge was swift. She took a bottle of bleach and did all of his uniforms including his mess kit. She also did his two tux's, climbing gear, cold weather gear, flying gear. Awesome woman. Cant wait for the summer when she potters around in tiny shorts and t shirt in the garden.
Take yourself outside and give your head a wobble. What she did had very little to do with the feckless WAFU and everything to do with her! She is not "the sort of woman RAF pilots leave", she is "the sort of woman who overreacts when RAF pilots - or EODmatts or whoever - leaves". She also has children by different fathers and horror upon horrors drives a BMW. Frankly she could have breasts the size of Annapurna that would require bleach-stained climbing gear to get up on top on...just say "No"!
 
#19
Hmm; no signs of life from B-c since 28-09-2010 22:51. Should we fear the worst? Probably poison, it being the woman's weapon, but a carving knife is hardly impossible. Or both.
 
#20
Take yourself outside and give your head a wobble. What she did had very little to do with the feckless WAFU and everything to do with her! She is not "the sort of woman RAF pilots leave", she is "the sort of woman who overreacts when RAF pilots - or EODmatts or whoever - leaves". She also has children by different fathers and horror upon horrors drives a BMW. Frankly she could have breasts the size of Annapurna that would require bleach-stained climbing gear to get up on top on...just say "No"!
Go and give YOUR head a wobble and read my post again. And stop being crabby just because she doesn't live next door to you. In my book, if you are married and choose to flaunt a sexual conquest on your own doorstep, you are a dickhead who deserves what he gets.

I have decided to put a security camera up that will cover the back garden. I will ask her if she minds it covering her back garden too. Now, how to get the zoom working?
 
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