Divorce, should I do it?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tuba Geek, Jun 25, 2012.

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  2. got any kids?
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  4. A used rubber johnny under her pillow ought to do it.
  5. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    The question is not should - the question is why haven't you years ago.

  6. Run, Forest, Run. If you are sure, and can look honestly at your vows you made, then get yourself out, quickly, cleanly. Give her your share of the DVD collection, and start again. How to break it? You could always be a man about it and not phone her.
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  7. SMS.
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  8. H3

    H3 LE

    Oh she's going to crumble ..... !
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  9. However much it costs it could always be worse; stuck in the kitchen on arrse while the missus snores and farts in from of wank on the telly.

    You stare at the moonlight and wonder where you could go if you could just get on a plane and fuck off
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  10. Bad, bad man.
  11. Do you do funerals as well?
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  12. It'll cost you something mate!