Diversionary tactics and good names for **** ugly wimmin

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
looks like she did the hundred yard dash in an eighty metre long gym.

looks like her face was on fire and she put it out with a fork.

face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

a three bagger - one for her, another in case the first one rips and one for you just to make sure you dont have to look at the ugly bleeder.

not so much beaten with the ugly stick but the whole fcuking forest.
 
Face like a welders bench.
 

Mattb

LE
If she wanted to have someone inject a white fluid into her arrse, why didn't she just post in the lonely hearts section on here?

I'm sure someone would oblige, and it wouldn't cost her £500 - just the cost of 3 bags as explained by maguire.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
If she wanted to have someone inject a white fluid into her arrse, why didn't she just post in the lonely hearts section on here?

I'm sure someone would oblige, and it wouldn't cost her £500 - just the cost of 3 bags as explained by maguire.
if she wanted a fat arse, why didnt she just 'large' all her meals at macdonalds?? job jobbed.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
She's got a face like Hitler when he gas bill arrived

If she wanted a fat arrse she should have joined up
 

PrayingMantis

War Hero
looks like shes been hit with the ugly stick..really f*cking hard!!
 

roninxix

War Hero
Knapper like a fire damaged stickle brick.
Head like a slapped twat.
Face like a smashed crab.

Etc etc etc
 
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wevers

Guest
Teeth like an armoured recce screen......All cammed up and spaced out.
 
When did "does my arse look big in this" become a desired state?



Multiculturism at work? :)
 

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