Diversionary tactics and good names for fuck ugly wimmin

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  1. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    looks like she did the hundred yard dash in an eighty metre long gym.

    looks like her face was on fire and she put it out with a fork.

    face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

    a three bagger - one for her, another in case the first one rips and one for you just to make sure you dont have to look at the ugly bleeder.

    not so much beaten with the ugly stick but the whole fcuking forest.
  2. Shes been bobbing for chips.
  3. Face like a welders bench.
  4. Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

    Face like a welders bench

    Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
  5. If she wanted to have someone inject a white fluid into her arrse, why didn't she just post in the lonely hearts section on here?

    I'm sure someone would oblige, and it wouldn't cost her £500 - just the cost of 3 bags as explained by maguire.
  6. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    if she wanted a fat arse, why didnt she just 'large' all her meals at macdonalds?? job jobbed.
  7. Or move to Alberta
  8. Silicon Sealant!
    Is no one else reminded of the doctor in The Simpsons
  9. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    She's got a face like Hitler when he gas bill arrived

    If she wanted a fat arrse she should have joined up
  10. looks like shes been hit with the ugly stick..really f*cking hard!!
  11. A head like a plasterers radio.
  12. I thought that was a good thing, as in a compliment.
    "I'd leave her looking like a plasterers radio"

    i.e. Covered in baby batter
  13. Arse like a bag of ferrets.
  14. Knapper like a fire damaged stickle brick.
    Head like a slapped twat.
    Face like a smashed crab.

    Etc etc etc