Ditto and Knightley

#1
Gentlemen

Buxom singer Beth Ditto has heaped praised on Keira Knightley for helping young girls to feel comfortable in their bodies.

The Gossip frontwoman was thrilled when the thin actress complimented her "amazing body" recently, insisting Knightley is taking her position as a role model seriously by promoting the notion all shapes and sizes can be sexy.

Ditto says, "The way I feel about Keira Knightley is that even if she has an eating disorder, it's good for people to hear her say something like that (Ditto has an amazing body), because people listen to her.

"If she is anorexic, if she is sick, then she knows. And it's sad because she also knows that she wishes she wasn't that way, or she wishes things were different and that there was more than one way to be.

"I don't judge women for feeling they have to be thin, because they're conditioned their whole lives to 'hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself'. I judge the world for being so anti-female."
Now apart from the feminist propaganda from the fat lesbian songstress, would anyone like to watch Knightley love Ditto's body? Because these days, if enough people demand it, the media will provide!
 
#3
I'd rather eat my own colon than see a fat bird messing with her clack. Shouldnt be allowed and they should all be melted down to make Spitfires and Hurricanes.
 
#4
the thin actress complimented her "amazing body"
...that would be the Keira dictionary definition of amazing: huge, flabby with hairy arm pits!
 

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#5
a_nony_mouse said:
the thin actress complimented her "amazing body"
...that would be the Keira dictionary definition of amazing: huge, flabby with hairy arm pits!
But she has never met me?
 
#6
Fcuk me. THAT IS GORGEOUS. I like the small underarm hair effect and the luscious folds of relaxed muscle.
 
#7
happybonzo said:
This Beth Ditto?
Has that been air brushed...? Why bother? 8O
 
#9
Seriously. Not funny.

Saw enough 'Trouser L/W stretching' fat-arrsed lesbian split-arses copping off with ironing board no-tit equivalents during my time, thankyou very much.

And this was in the old Army, where one Doris sticking her tongue under the flaps of another for a quick hit of a 9v battery was still illegal.

*Shudders*
 
#10
LBdr_Pigshagger said:
Seriously. Not funny.

Saw enough 'Trouser L/W stretching' fat-arrsed lesbian split-arses copping off with ironing board no-tit equivalents during my time, thankyou very much.

And this was in the old Army, where one Doris sticking her tongue under the flaps of another for a quick hit of a 9v battery was still illegal.

*Shudders*

Fcuk me. I'll bet it looked like a Hippo suckling from a Meerkat.
 
#12
Now I'd pay to see the hippo-meerkat thing for sure! Thanks for posting the fat lesbian porn happy bonzo but i have plenty of fat straight bird porn already...kind thought though!
 
#13
You can almost see 'Ron Hill' embroidered on the front of those trousers (?)

All she needs to do, is set it off with a pushchair, an Embassy Filter out the side of her mouth and a copy of her husband's fablon biff-chit and you have 'Pad Wife of the Year - Larkhill 1995'

*Throws up*
 
#14
Shes got an arse like a Hercs nose cone.

Imagining that dripping sweaty flange juice down your gullet makes you want to become a raving hermasexual.
 
#15
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Shes got an arse like a Hercs nose cone.

Imagining that dripping sweaty flange juice down your gullet makes you want to become a raving hermasexual.
She is a raving hermasex' Flashy, that would make YOU a lezza! Ugh!
 

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#16
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Shes got an arse like a Hercs nose cone.

Imagining that dripping sweaty flange juice down your gullet makes you want to become a raving hermasexual.
Speak for yourself!

There are worse things, believe me. I've known them in the past.
 
#19
I don't know - I kind of liked her.

I say liked - I mean tolerated.

When I say tolerated - I mean despised..

Yep. I kind of miss her on here.

In the same way one misses a cancerous growth...
 

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