Ditto and Knightley

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  1. Gentlemen

    Now apart from the feminist propaganda from the fat lesbian songstress, would anyone like to watch Knightley love Ditto's body? Because these days, if enough people demand it, the media will provide!
  2. This Beth Ditto?

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  3. I'd rather eat my own colon than see a fat bird messing with her clack. Shouldnt be allowed and they should all be melted down to make Spitfires and Hurricanes.
  4. ...that would be the Keira dictionary definition of amazing: huge, flabby with hairy arm pits!
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    But she has never met me?
  6. Fcuk me. THAT IS GORGEOUS. I like the small underarm hair effect and the luscious folds of relaxed muscle.
  7. Has that been air brushed...? Why bother? 8O

  8. With a shit load of paint no doubt. Enough to do a Battle Ship.
  9. Seriously. Not funny.

    Saw enough 'Trouser L/W stretching' fat-arrsed lesbian split-arses copping off with ironing board no-tit equivalents during my time, thankyou very much.

    And this was in the old Army, where one Doris sticking her tongue under the flaps of another for a quick hit of a 9v battery was still illegal.


  10. Fcuk me. I'll bet it looked like a Hippo suckling from a Meerkat.
  11. And she looks so much better with clothes on 8O

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  12. Now I'd pay to see the hippo-meerkat thing for sure! Thanks for posting the fat lesbian porn happy bonzo but i have plenty of fat straight bird porn already...kind thought though!
  13. You can almost see 'Ron Hill' embroidered on the front of those trousers (?)

    All she needs to do, is set it off with a pushchair, an Embassy Filter out the side of her mouth and a copy of her husband's fablon biff-chit and you have 'Pad Wife of the Year - Larkhill 1995'

    *Throws up*
  14. Shes got an arse like a Hercs nose cone.

    Imagining that dripping sweaty flange juice down your gullet makes you want to become a raving hermasexual.
  15. She is a raving hermasex' Flashy, that would make YOU a lezza! Ugh!