DITS

#1
Holy cripes!!! Ive got my DITS course in 3 weeks an i want to do a subject that no one else will possibly think of. The norm wil probably be fire control orders and section battle drills so i thought i could do my lesson on 'How to make a detail model of the ground'. Is this a wise choice? Are there better lessons to give or does anyone have any input for my lesson?

All comments are much appreciated
 
#2
why not look around the naafi forum, I'm sure some humorous ideas could be found there? Maybe stay away from the new Mr Men book thread though
 
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#5
How to tie a tie............Or wrap a present, change a nappy, change a fuse, make a cup of tea.

Remember KISS.
 
#6
After a 'few' BIT and DIT courses the top five lessons to date in no particular order:

Skills Lesson - CQMS Basket ball (Screwing up A4 paper and lobbing it in the bin!)
Skills Lesson - Crisp packet folding
Skills lesson - 5 ways of applying of a Condom
Theory Lesson - Characteristics and Effects of Cannabis
Tech Skill Lesson - Construction of a Bong
 
#7
Baldrick66 said:
Skills lesson - 5 ways of applying of a Condom
Enlighten me...


msr
 
#8
msr said:
Baldrick66 said:
Skills lesson - 5 ways of applying of a Condom
Enlighten me...


msr
Int Corp Chick ........... EDIP on a cucumber, funny as f**k when she had the 5 lads in the syndicate placing them on Orally :lol:
 
#9
And the other 4?
 
#10
micbrasier said:
Holy cripes!!! Ive got my DITS course in 3 weeks an i want to do a subject that no one else will possibly think of. The norm wil probably be fire control orders and section battle drills so i thought i could do my lesson on 'How to make a detail model of the ground'. Is this a wise choice? Are there better lessons to give or does anyone have any input for my lesson?

All comments are much appreciated
stick with something NON Military, or tachgraphs or anything boring to55. mine was a skills lesson on how to make a cheese and tomato sarnie, it worked, as long as you apply the principles. but do make it fun, make it different. why not try something like....... how to do the perfect bank robbery. use models and aids etc.

good luck, where you doing it??
 
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Bottleosmoke

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#16
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
mine was in 2000, they insisted nothing mil, however if mil type of lesson do the rat pack demo with officers rat pack verses squaddie rat pack. its fcuking awsome if done right.
Isnt that just a skit and not a lesson as such?

Ive seen it done.
 
#17
Finished mine at the begining of this month -

Theory - Marking an FUP
EDIP - Follow on from theory
Tech - Eating a banana in a safe and efficient manner :)

Sandwich making seemed popular, one guy did model figureine painting.... as long as you stick to the layout that they give you the topic can be anything as far as we were told..
 
#18
did mine on shaving, used balloons as models, which half the tw*ts kept popping and was rather amusing when they kept getting covered in foam.
works well if you have some doris in the lesson, as the old comments about a hairy lip have them running for the nearest mirror 8O
 
#20
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
thats the one, with porn mags, champers, lapdancer and french slut comming out of the box
That's a skill in itself eh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

My mate did "Wrapping a Christmas Present" for his skills, he started off emphasising the safety aspect, then did the rest of the lesson wearing safety goggles and rigger's gloves, flippin hilarious :lol:
 

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