Dita von Teese

#1
In one of the weekend supplements I espied the very palatable Ms. Von Teese. Gifted by God with a goodly set of chebs, Ms von Teese is in the definite category of "Marks out of ten? I'd give her one!"

I suspect my wife has been hiding the boxhead beauty from me. Not surprisingly as I have been knocking one out to that photo at every opportunity that presents itself.

Ms VT - Arrse salutes you and your magnificent top-bollocks!
 
#3
She is VERY nice - just one problem though.

She's knobbing with that scrotebag Marilyn Manson.
:x
 
#5
Hitlerwasabitnaughty said:
She is VERY nice - just one problem though.

She's knobbing with that scrotebag Marilyn Manson.
:x
Good Lord. Rather like Carmen Electra--a female friend the other day said, "You can't tell me you wouldn't do Carmen Electra," I replied "I wouldn't do ANYONE who's had Dennis Rodman up in her..." Double that for Marilyn Manson... :toilet:
 
#9
Hitlerwasabitnaughty said:
She is VERY nice - just one problem though.

She's knobbing with that scrotebag Marilyn Manson.
:x
Its traditional to have sex with your husband: double for artists of the calibre of Our Brian.
 
#10
eSeL said:
doomandgloom said:
But you like Charlotte Church too Cuddles. What is this thing you have about mingers?
You're a wrong'un - both women are delectable.
Church is a fame seeking, foul mouthed, tubby pig skinned plumpasaurus, gutter trampopotamus from the grimyest run down council estate in Wales. I wouldn't bang her if she was the last woman on earth and the future of human existence depended on it....
 
#11
I'd rattle Charlotte Church as she's a filthy welsh girl.

And no matter how much I try, I cannot stay away from them.

Welsh girls.....hmmmmm

They'll be the fcuking death of me I tell you!!

They fcuking loves it they do!
 
#13
Pillager said:
Her right tit is gazing off to the side whist the left one is coming straight at you!

And those are hamburger nipples if ever I saw them! - and I did.

Hamburger nipples - does that mean they need some mayonnaise ??
 
#16
argghhh, I can't see the fecking piccies.......... off to wiki
 
#18
doomandgloom said:
eSeL said:
doomandgloom said:
But you like Charlotte Church too Cuddles. What is this thing you have about mingers?
You're a wrong'un - both women are delectable.
Church is a fame seeking, foul mouthed, tubby pig skinned plumpasaurus, gutter trampopotamus from the grimyest run down council estate in Wales. I wouldn't bang her if she was the last woman on earth and the future of human existence depended on it....
Actually she is an ex-public school girl from Llandaff trying to be a mock hard Cardiffian...she would however still get it. What rankles with you D&G is that she would not copulate with you, even if you were the last man on earth! Why is it that people who claim they wouldn't shag that with a twenty foot bargepole usually turn out to be more than happy to do it with their four inch penises?
 
#19
Boys.... I'd recommend her fabulously illustrated book "Burlesque and the Art of Teese". It's a cheeky double-sided publication so you can turn the book over and read it from the back....... I won't ruin it for you by telling you what the other section's about.......

Happy "reading"! :drool:
 
#20
here she is



 

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