In one of the weekend supplements I espied the very palatable Ms. Von Teese. Gifted by God with a goodly set of chebs, Ms von Teese is in the definite category of "Marks out of ten? I'd give her one!" I suspect my wife has been hiding the boxhead beauty from me. Not surprisingly as I have been knocking one out to that photo at every opportunity that presents itself. Ms VT - Arrse salutes you and your magnificent top-bollocks!