Dita von Teese

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, Sep 12, 2006.

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  1. In one of the weekend supplements I espied the very palatable Ms. Von Teese. Gifted by God with a goodly set of chebs, Ms von Teese is in the definite category of "Marks out of ten? I'd give her one!"

    I suspect my wife has been hiding the boxhead beauty from me. Not surprisingly as I have been knocking one out to that photo at every opportunity that presents itself.

    Ms VT - Arrse salutes you and your magnificent top-bollocks!
     
  2. Pictures please,

    Whilst I am sure she has a nice personality, I dont want to take your word for it.
     
  3. She is VERY nice - just one problem though.

    She's knobbing with that scrotebag Marilyn Manson.
    :x
     
  4. Good Lord. Rather like Carmen Electra--a female friend the other day said, "You can't tell me you wouldn't do Carmen Electra," I replied "I wouldn't do ANYONE who's had Dennis Rodman up in her..." Double that for Marilyn Manson... :toilet:
     
  5. But you like Charlotte Church too Cuddles. What is this thing you have about mingers?
     
  6. You're a wrong'un - both women are delectable.
     
  7. Her right tit is gazing off to the side whist the left one is coming straight at you!

    And those are hamburger nipples if ever I saw them! - and I did.
     
  8. Its traditional to have sex with your husband: double for artists of the calibre of Our Brian.
     
  9. Church is a fame seeking, foul mouthed, tubby pig skinned plumpasaurus, gutter trampopotamus from the grimyest run down council estate in Wales. I wouldn't bang her if she was the last woman on earth and the future of human existence depended on it....
     
  10. I'd rattle Charlotte Church as she's a filthy welsh girl.

    And no matter how much I try, I cannot stay away from them.

    Welsh girls.....hmmmmm

    They'll be the fcuking death of me I tell you!!

    They fcuking loves it they do!
     
  11. Anyone who say they wouldn't feck CC is a liar. She is a celebrity FFS. And shes got a cracking set of norks and a huge mouth.
     

  12. Hamburger nipples - does that mean they need some mayonnaise ??
     
  13. [​IMG]

    Found this in the Gallery entitled CCTA is this the same CC you mean?
    He certainly has a big mouth too!
     
  14. I have a real big thing for dita von teese, in fact I bash it regularly over her