Just Got out of hospital for reconstructive surgery to my ankle. Spent Several days in a room with some good blokes. Laptop DVD Cinemas for the lads. It was not a bad stay. Then we go a man down due to discharge and in his place comes some TO$$ER of a Macedonian, who did bugger all, all day, but slag off the troops in NATO, USA, GB and anyone else who at some time or other has stood on the battlefield with the yanks. I told him once and for all that I wasn't interested in his politics and definitely not in his views on terrorism and its causes. I told him he would regret mentioning it again in my presence. I went out for a tab and a coffee and on returning, he was preaching to the others again. I just ignored him and walked into the bathroom - You know the type - all washbags in a line with names on. So it didn't take me long to get my vengeance. I got hold of his tooth brush and gave it the biggest ******* in the world. Trust me, Enterprise couldnt have rid more klingons. Imagine the fun and laughter as I told the boys what I had done as the nobber went into the bathroom that evening. Imagine the giggles as he started schimpfing as he picked up his toothbrush and smelt it. Who else has done such a dispicable thing?????????????????