"Throwing Teddy in the corner" is an oft-used phrase, but it's a long time since I've heard people speak of his various stages of dismemberment prior to his flight. I've seen tables of the degree of displeasure and the resulting retribution taken on Teddy, but they've not been consistent. One of the longest I've seen involved about a dozen levels of torture inflicted on Teddy. I intended to copy it down, but the only paper available at the time was shiny stuff and my pen wouldn't write. What punishments were awarded to your Teddy, and for what?