During a recent piss up, an oppo and myself had to dap off and break the seal! However on route back from the bog's we thought it'd be a good idea to completely turn over a friends room which he had foolishly left open! So as you do, we did the deed and left his corrimec behind us with all his belongings, contents of his locker paperwork piss bottles etc in a pile in the middle of the floor! (Yeah i know pretty poor by all accounts but time was against us and compromise risk was high) Que 3am, piss up finishes, N_3's door locks and the cry of 'You cnut's' comes from said friends room! Now the friend in question was so slaughtered he didn't actually have a clue who had carried out the act and when he described it to me the next day i looked at him straight faced and said i promised i didn't know who had done it! So off he went slightly annoyed and worse for wear to carry out his day's duties! To cut a long story short, somebody bubbled me (my fcuking wingman) and revenge was clearly on the cards, but because the victim was due to go on R+R shortly after the act was committed i decided to let my guard down! (What a mong) 4 Day's pass and N_3 is laying on his bed bored thinking about how he can have his daysack tailored! So i get out of my bed and lean down to my rocket pouches, picking one of them up to place on the side of my daysack to see what it looks like. Its at this stage i smell something funky about my rocket pouch, so i pick up the other one and do the courtesy sniff test, nothing funky about that one! So i decide to open up my rocket pouch and the smell gets stronger, i undo the canoe sack and the smell is overwhelming and upon looking inside i see revenge has been had! THE B*STARD HAS HAD THE SHITS IN MY FCUKING CANOE SACK! Although seething at first, i saw the funny side and was actually rather impressed with the effort, especially considering i hadn't found it for ages! After scrubbing the thing out with bleach about 20 times (I'm not chucking it away i'm far to cheap) the smell has gone, but i'm stuck for original idea's as to how to get him back! I can't let this one go! Anyone had anything worse done to them?!