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Disgraceful behaviour of Soldiers in my town, Celle Germany

#1
I am well and truely annoyed with British Soldiers causing all sorts of problem in the town i live. The reason i have come on here is so i can vent my anger, hopsfully someone can let me know why they do this:

1. Why do they come out in big groups, try to fight everyone?
2. They treat the lady's here like dirt, including my daughter who went back to there camp for the night!!!! I tried to complain to the gatehouse but i felt i was fobbed off.
3. They have ruined the centre of the town on weekends, using local prosticutes, being abusive.
4. One of my friends is a taxi driver, he said one of the soldiers started to mastabate in the back of the taxi.

Is this the normal behaviour of British Soldier's or is it just this regiment?.
 
#4
May I be the first to assure you that this is normal behaviour for the British Soldier.

They go out in big groups for safety and to take the piss out of each other.
They treated your daughter like a cum gargling angel I'm sure.
You could say they were propping up your economy?
Lets be honest who hasn't banged out a sly one when they thought the cabby's back was turned?
 
#5
timmy1979 said:
I am well and truely annoyed with British Soldiers causing all sorts of problem in the town i live. The reason i have come on here is so i can vent my anger, hopsfully someone can let me know why they do this:

1. Why do they come out in big groups, try to fight everyone?
2. They treat the lady's here like dirt, including my daughter who went back to there camp for the night!!!! I tried to complain to the gatehouse but i felt i was fobbed off.
3. They have ruined the centre of the town on weekends, using local prosticutes, being abusive.
4. One of my friends is a taxi driver, he said one of the soldiers started to mastabate in the back of the taxi.

Is this the normal behaviour of British Soldier's or is it just this regiment?.
Blimey mate, for a Boxhead, your grasp of colloquial English is REALLY good. Now, be a good troll and go and learn how to do a proper Wah.
 
#7
If this is all true I am shocked and saddened that it has calm down so much, we always behaved like complete gentlemen when I was there "DURCH"
 

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#9
Bernster said:
If this is all true I am shocked and saddened that it has calm down so much, we always behaved like complete gentlemen when I was there "DURCH"

Bernster, I was there with the 3rd in the early 80's and it was wank durch!
 
#10
timmy1979 said:
I am well and truely annoyed with British Soldiers causing all sorts of problem in the town i live. The reason i have come on here is so i can vent my anger, hopsfully someone can let me know why they do this:

1. Why do they come out in big groups, try to fight everyone? Did they scare you and steal your dinner money?

2. They treat the lady's here like dirt, including my daughter who went back to there camp for the night!!!! I tried to complain to the gatehouse but i felt i was fobbed off. Because your daughter is a slut - a talented one at that!

3. They have ruined the centre of the town on weekends, using local prosticutes, being abusive. Prosticutes? New one on me - shagged loads of the prostitutes in town - is your daughter one of these prosticutes?

4. One of my friends is a taxi driver, he said one of the soldiers started to mastabate in the back of the taxi. We used to w4nk each other off in the back of taxis in Celle normally the driver would give us a discount if they could watch. Bigger discount sometimes a 'Free Ride' if we used his cock instead of ours.

Is this the normal behaviour of British Soldier's or is it just this regiment?. Yes - now fcuk off and die!

Oh yeah, before I finish: Crap WAH
 

Legs

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#12
timmy1979 said:
I am well and truely annoyed with British Soldiers causing all sorts of problem in the town i live. The reason i have come on here is so i can vent my anger, hopsfully someone can let me know why they do this:

1. Why do they come out in big groups, try to fight everyone? Platoon Attack?
2. They treat the lady's here like dirt, including my daughter who went back to there camp for the night!!!! I tried to complain to the gatehouse but i felt i was fobbed off. Only because she would put out and you wouldn't
3. They have ruined the centre of the town on weekends, using local prosticutes, being abusive. Putting money into the economy and being British
4. One of my friends is a taxi driver, he said one of the soldiers started to mastabate in the back of the taxi. At least it wasn't in the front.

Is this the normal behaviour of British Soldier's or is it just this regiment?. Yes, normal. Hence the death of the Third Reich .
 
#14
TIMMY 1979

I assume that is your year of birth, i think i may have known your mom, nice girl, big tits, worked as a hostess in "Bar Zum Tuefel"

Now do as your daddy says and fcuk off.
 

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