Diseased Shags

#1
Saw this and found it highly amusing

Statistics released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in March showed that more than one in four U.S. teen girls was infected with at least one sexually transmitted disease
Now thats the teens - add a few years and I presume they become addled horrors 8O

Reuters web page

Now, I know the traditional wisdom is to play safe in the Far East but looks like the US is fast catching up.

Where else shouldn't you be dipping your wick?
 
#3
In me.

Before someone else says it.
 
#4
Ohhhh...but I was soo looking forward to finally meeting you.

Back on thread, Camborne is one place to avoid.
 
#6
I am at CSM...I have spent the last 3 years in horror at some of the things I have seen...thats why I have now joined the Army, to go somewhere nicer...like Basra!
 
#7
Chatham.... get an STD just walking down the main street there, as for Gillingham... that is an std :puker:
 
#8
Went on a PO visit to Chatham where we were told not to leave the camp as it was 'not friendly'.
 
#10
Parky_boy said:
Went on a PO visit to Chatham where we were told not to leave the camp as it was 'not friendly'.
Someone was having you on.
Well, the 700 odd blokes here might have other opinions on it! Shoitehole yes, locals are mostly chavs but there's rarely trouble.
 
#11
Penryn, Camborne, they are both as bad as each other...I wouldn't want to catch anything from them. But, like you said even with the company that I keep...
 
#12
Lamp swinging time! I was stationed in Singapore as we closed it down. The Aussie Movements captain organised a "bucks weekend" to Bangkok. The only guy to catch a dose was the one who picked up a Californian blonde! Never trust a whitey.
 

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#13
Back in the days of my yoof there was a club in manchester (can't remember what it was called) that quickly became the place to avoid. Two lads got the pox, one got warts and one out did all of the others put together. He got Gonorrhea in his left eye. We never wanted to ask if he got it in his japs eye as well, the green pus that leaked onto his face was more than enough.

And what did I get? My personal best at the 100m sprint.
 
#14
Aussie women are the filtheist I have ever met, and not in the good way. I swear to God the only time I've shagged an Aussie bird the condom came out green. I was gagging for about half an hour and felt very relieved I didn't go down on her.

If you must indulge, I suggest you go in armoured or you'll be carrying you knob home in a zip-lock bag.
 
#15
The Nite-owl at Tenby...I think I may have mentioned this before but I pulled an agreeably disgusting horror and went round the back with her. I stood gazing at the command task that was her chosen place of passion, wondering how to configure the planks, beer crates and oil drums for satisfactory union. "Oh now bach, " says she "I'll just put my hands up against the wall like this...and you can backscuttle me."
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#16
But cuddles, was it diseased? Or did you begin E & E and not wait around to find out?

Edited for spelling like a mong. I know, I'll blame the last time I sprayed tea on this key board...
 
#17
Never, ever do a Rhondda girl in Brecon without bagging up. NSU, Clap and crabs. Crap shag too. And she nicked me towel. Don't know why, the bitch obviously hadn't washed since the pithead showers were knocked down. But she did take it up the ricker, so not a total dead loss.
 
#18
Presumably she nicked your towel to stop the bleeding or mute the fanny farts?

I was not diseased but that can only be by the greatest of good fortune...that would have been my luck alright, join an AD regiment and get the clap!
 
#19
Cuddles said:
The Nite-owl at Tenby...I think I may have mentioned this before but I pulled an agreeably disgusting horror and went round the back with her. I stood gazing at the command task that was her chosen place of passion, wondering how to configure the planks, beer crates and oil drums for satisfactory union. "Oh now bach, " says she "I'll just put my hands up against the wall like this...and you can backscuttle me."
She said that verbatim or were you using poetic licence? Sounds almost Dickensian :lol:
 
#20
got my first dose of nsu in Chatham... happy days

Camino Club in Hameln, stripper shoved my glasses up her chuff, and 3 days later the metal bits had all turned green and the little screw fell out, lucky I wasnt the one who did the exhib ugly bump with her. even happier days

perhaps thats why they are called septics ( or yet another reason to call them... )
 
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