A lady picked up several items at a discount shop. When she finally Got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the shop for everyone to hear, 'Price check for Tampax supersize.' But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the shop apparently misunderstood word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks' , and replied in a business like tone, his voice booming over the same public address system: 'Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind one you belt in with a hammer.