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Disco Dan lifts shirts.

#2
Is this true disco....... are you a cackpipe cosmonaut?

You look like one... whats your excuse for bleach blonde hair and becoming a DJ if it wasn't to play erasure and choke on veiny bloodsticks?
 
#4
And I aint no fookin DJ... I was once but there is more money in ripping off other peoples work ;)
but yes I am a turd burgler.... only do female hoops tho
 
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#5
That's not what Plant Pilot said. He said you refused to use a lubricant and he bled for a week.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#7
Well Plant Pot always clained to have a ring piece like the eye of a needle.

Are you a Communards fan? They're gay aren't they?
 
#10
discodan said:
And I aint no fookin DJ... I was once but there is more money in ripping off other peoples work ;)
but yes I am a turd burgler.... only do female hoops tho
Hoops are all the same ya fecking turd burglar..........next you'll be saying ya don't puch back for your boyfriend :roll:
 
#12
what about "Frankie goes to Hollywood" they are bum lords and from liverpool being a DJ i m sure you must have "interviewed" them in intimate settings singing
"When you want to suck it to it Relax don't do it When you want to cum Cum-oh oh oh!" :lol:
 

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