Discharged from service

Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by sargie, Jan 31, 2005.

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  1. Hey everyone in armyrumourland!

    Has anyone got any funny stories on how to get yourself discharged from the army?! :lol:
     
  2. The Sun running a piece on back door routes to buck the MOD systems then! :roll:
     
  3. Could even be the Mirror :roll:
     
  4. Is that Phill (aged 17) ?.
     
  5. Might even be from 'Viz'.
     
  6. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    Fake a few photos and sell them to Piers Morgan???
     
  7. Sun? Mirror? As if! I had a mate who tried to pretend he was going mad :roll: He well got sussed in the end though! :lol:
     
  8. If you had a mate ...... !

    Message ends!.
     
  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    These 'fishers' are getting worse !

    At least try to be believeable when you're after a story, or admit it straight up and you might get some responses.

    Cnut
     
  10. So, no stories then?! :lol:
     
  11. Sargie

    Top marks for detrmination, but complete failure. Candidate for commissioning!

    MODS perhap we should lock this trail.
     
  12. Not for you, you not very-convincing halfwit

    Go back to taking grainy photos of C list celebs going topless in Ibiza.
     
  13. Well a girl has to try!
    I honestly do not work for a newspaper or magazine, or am a journalist of any sort though!!!!
    Please send me a message if you want to tell me any stories!!!!!
     
  14. J_D

    J_D LE

    hmmmmmmm lets think...............pretend to go cookoo.......smash everything up (this is under the pshyco doc care though as the MP's can't touch you!).......go AWOL a few times.........claim you have a sex and drink addiction.......set fire to something.

    Bobs ya uncle your find a way out!

    well the above is not advice, I knew some one who did that and they got discharged into the care of a civvy looney bin!
     
  15. Yaaay a friend!!! :lol:
    Was thinking maybe a quicker way?! Can you still get kicked out of the army for being gay? Do you think if you told your commanding officer you were a gay sex addict that might do it?!!!