Disabled Sex

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  1. Have you ever or would you ever consider having sex with a disabled person?

    Not some dribbling spakka, but a person who may have a part of their body missing or not working. I at one point in my life would never have considered looking at an incomplete but as I get older and fatter my standards have to be adjusted to take account of the changes life throws at me.

    I think I would have trouble with an amputee, I don’t mind if they still have the limb and it doesn’t work, but the idea of running my helmet over a stump is still a little to far. Blind women I don’t mind as I could deck the pad out with bumper bars, akin to an amusing human pinball game.

    I never thought a midget could be arousing until I saw Brigette getting reamed out by some big cocked black guy.
  2. And what makes you think they'll look twice at you fat boy? :)
  3. i see no problem with the blind thing you can wallpaper you entire house with porn
    she would never know

  4. That's like asking would you have sex with a gwar. And the answer to both would have to be, given enough booze, HELL YES!
  5. gwar oh yes baby better than tramp sex
  6. Good point, i never thought a disabled person would maintain standards, looks like im fooked unless OFH advises me on how stay happy after being knocked back by a woman with flipper arms and claw hands.
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    alets not reduce the differently-abled to the status of junk or meat. remember, these are warm, human living people, and a good few on here are affected this way in some way or other.
    Would you pose this question to Wheelchair Warrior?
    Why do you think they don't have the same feelings as you, with all your limbs intact?

    I would, too. They can't run away then
  8. Glad about that ... saves me coming round and shoving my stump up your arrse!!! :wink:
  9. Each to their own K13, each to their own.
  10. This has been discussed here many times!

    Been there, done that and frequently admitted it.

    She had tremendous norks!!!

    Go for it.
  11. The point is, and thanks to people like wheel chair warrier that i do now see them as normal people. In the past i have been an utter d1ck and not given them the credit that they truely deserve, and what better way to accept them as normal and capable people than by trying to have sex with them?

    A combination of my new standards and their view on pity sex could open a whole new playing field to me.

    Also i keep thinking about the bird with one leg in Deuce Bigalow, Id brag about that one :wink:
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Any advice I have you will be welcome to. I am just here to serve.
  13. as above, no debate, same standards as if she wasnt leg mental though. There's no points for pulling a mong. unless all that slobber makes for good blowjobs.
  14. SAw a programme on one of the sky channels some time back (sexy camm, I think). It was one of those hidden camera things. The bloke they set up basically had the choice of knobbing either a gril with a gammy leg or a bird who had s**t herself. He chose the one who had s**t herself. The bird with the gammy leg was no minger.
  15. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    So you're into big cocked black guys then? 8O