Disabled (Less abled) hotel rooms

[SparkySteve]

Having driven around for the best part of two hours trying to find a hotel that my company is attached to and has a spare room, i have arrived in South Wales to find myself assigned a disabled room. (A smoking one aswell, hoped to find a buddy with wheels toking on a cigar in my room but to avail)
Wouldn't mind, but there are a few niggles.
Why do i have to risk back injury to have a shave?
Why do i have to smash my ankles off of the side of the bath?
Why do i have to turn lights on with my knee?
But most of all, i don't mind myself but i haven't got a TV remote! The tv's on the other side of the bloody room! Lucky i've got legs!

Im sure a less abled person wouldn't stand for having to lump with an "abled" room!

 

[Lucky_Jim]

Are you sure you haven't checked into Legoland by mistake? These SatNAvs can be very unreliable at times.

 

[Random_Task]

Ask reception for a wheelchair.

 

[SparkySteve]

Wheelchair? I'd still have to do the elbow-crawl to change the tv channel!

 

[Cow]

lol! Had one of these rooms at a Premier Inn in London, sink was level with my knees... had a shower then asked to change rooms, they complained I had used it but moved me.

As you say, an non abled bodied person would soon moan, why shouldn't we?!

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

That annoys me so much , just keep ringing reception to get the channels changed , whoever designs these rooms has no fugging idea, hang on south wales ,sure its not a sheep pen youve been allocated ?

WW

 

[SparkySteve]

Cow: Same brand mate, probably a recurring problem.

WW: Unfortunatly, there is nothing with limbs and intelligence behind the reception desk, let alone in my own pen! Fcuking highlarious about the calling to change channels, i might pull the alarm cord each time i've lost my stroke on whatever shite porn Channel 4 has on!

 

[Cow]

Men and Motors beats Ch4, shame they moved it off Freeview, they have some right strange shite on there!

 

[SparkySteve]

And how many Premier Travel Inns have more then 4 channels these days? I count two, City Center Cardiff and City Center Southampton.

And they had remotes.

 

[Bad_Crow]

I found the travel inn Mlaar Beds were the muts nuts.

Depends what type of gaff you go to i suppose.