So... been told by the 2, 18-y.o, student, never lived away from home before, nawkers that i call housemates that I'm 'dirty', and not allowed to touch any of their stuff, including the cupboards that their stuff is in, because I left a plate on the kitchen side for a day before I washed it up.
woopeedo.
so, I've decided now that I'm branded 'dirty', I need to start living up to my name.
where do I start? Ideas?
sexually-based ones need not be included. I'm thinking more kitchen-based.... wiping my arse on their tea towels? jerking off in the milk?
give me some more!
woopeedo.
so, I've decided now that I'm branded 'dirty', I need to start living up to my name.
where do I start? Ideas?
sexually-based ones need not be included. I'm thinking more kitchen-based.... wiping my arse on their tea towels? jerking off in the milk?
give me some more!