Dirty Van

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Monty417, Dec 17, 2010.

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  1. The wife and I were walking home from the pub, a bit merry, when I saw a filthy white van. I walked over to it and wrote, "I wish my wife was this dirty!"

    She said, "That is so disgusting. It just proves what a pervert you are."

    I said, "Take it easy, bloody hell it's only a joke!"

    She said, "I know that, but you didn't have to write it with your cock."
  2. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

    Nothing, she's been told twice already.
  3. We were so poor at Christmas in our house that on christmas day, if you didn't wake up with a hard on, you had nothing to play with.