Dirty Van

The wife and I were walking home from the pub, a bit merry, when I saw a filthy white van. I walked over to it and wrote, "I wish my wife was this dirty!"

She said, "That is so disgusting. It just proves what a pervert you are."

I said, "Take it easy, bloody hell it's only a joke!"

She said, "I know that, but you didn't have to write it with your cock."


We were so poor at Christmas in our house that on christmas day, if you didn't wake up with a hard on, you had nothing to play with.

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