Dirty Van

#1
The wife and I were walking home from the pub, a bit merry, when I saw a filthy white van. I walked over to it and wrote, "I wish my wife was this dirty!"

She said, "That is so disgusting. It just proves what a pervert you are."

I said, "Take it easy, bloody hell it's only a joke!"

She said, "I know that, but you didn't have to write it with your cock."
 
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Lechies

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#3
We were so poor at Christmas in our house that on christmas day, if you didn't wake up with a hard on, you had nothing to play with.
 

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