Dirty Van Graffiti

#1
On the way in to work this morning I was stuck behind a filthy white van. Some comedian had written on the back as they normally do but this was different, this was actually funny - Warning: May contain immigrants!

Laugh? I nearly crashed my bike....again..


Anyone else seen some real funnys....the normal bollox of "I wish my Wife was this dirty" and "Clean Me" are not required.

Edited cos I can't remember what I was teached at skool.
 
#2
The shunter wagon at work has the " i wish my wife was this dirty on it" also underneath some wag has put " she is , just not with you "
 
#3
Saw it on the news last night, the cop van that was bringing the bank employee who they suspect helped rob the northern bank had written on the back.

"Also comes in white"
 
#4
"Dirty Van Graffiti" isn't he the guy who starred in ......






Is that my coat? Thanks..
 
#5
wasn't he the arch nemesis of Dracula??!!
 
#7
on the back of a 40ton Artic on the A617

"hows my driving? ............... only my mum worries!"

and then on the M1 South

FREE AIRBAG TEST HERE

written just above the Safe-T-Bar

Rincewind
 

stet

War Hero
#9
Steven said:
"Dirty Van Graffiti" isn't he the guy who starred in ......


mary poppins i think!



Is that my coat? Thanks..
 
#10
Saw "Any hole's a goal!" on the back of a lorry on the way back from Reading.
 
#11
There is a clean van in Leicester with something like the names Patel & Singh General Builders signed in the side. Underneath it says "You've tried the cowboys now try the Indians" Tickled me!
 
#12
Dirty Van Grafitti? Mozart opera wasn't it?
 
#13
#17
growler said:
There is a clean van in Leicester with something like the names Patel & Singh General Builders signed in the side. Underneath it says "You've tried the cowboys now try the Indians" Tickled me!
I saw a septic tank drainage vehicle on the M40 a few months ago. Can't remember the name of the company but the slogan was:
"No1 in the No2 Business".

Hope this helps.
 
#18
There's a photo on the net with a sewage truck - number plate PO02 GET!
 

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