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Dirty scouse dog

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mag_to_grid, Feb 17, 2011.

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  1. Mag_to_grid

    Mag_to_grid LE

    Mag_to_grid, Feb 17, 2011
    #1
  2. Your_Mums_Pal

    Your_Mums_Pal LE

    Was the dog under the age of consent?

    He might have been enjoying it...
     
    Your_Mums_Pal, Feb 17, 2011
    #2
  3. Crazy_Legs

    Crazy_Legs War Hero

    Imposing a two-year community order with supervision, Judge Robert Warnock said: "I am satisfied you now realise this sort of behaviour is wholly and totally unacceptable."

    Implying that she thought it was perfectly acceptable before the judge told her not to?!?!
     
    Crazy_Legs, Feb 17, 2011
    #3
  4. Lechies

    Lechies

    Ha Ha, fangtastic.
     
    Lechies, Feb 17, 2011
    #4
  5. Kirkz

    Kirkz

    What sort of filthy rank creature would have sex with a Scouser?
    Has the Dog seen a vet yet?
     
    Kirkz, Feb 17, 2011
    #5
  6. JennyTwoWombs

    JennyTwoWombs Clanker

    I always thought that when people said chow dogs have amazing tongues they were referring to the color. Jennixxx :)
     
    JennyTwoWombs, Feb 17, 2011
    #6
  7. vinniethemanxcat

    vinniethemanxcat LE

    All together now, "You'll never go walkies alone....."
     
    vinniethemanxcat, Feb 17, 2011
    #7
  8. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    Where's the pictorial evidence?

    With the dogs face obscured to protect his ID of course.
     
    squeekingsapper, Feb 17, 2011
    #8
  9. sunami

    sunami LE

    When asked by Judge Robert Warnock "How low can you get?"

    The defendant responded "A Chihuahua M'Lud".
     
    sunami, Feb 17, 2011
    #9
  10. Bottleosmoke

    Bottleosmoke

    Pretty ruff justice...............
     
    Bottleosmoke, Feb 17, 2011
    #10
  11. phil37

    phil37 Old-Salt

    Hmmm ... I wonder if she's on benefits
     
    phil37, Feb 17, 2011
    #11
  12. Lechies

    Lechies

    More likely to be on worming tablets.
     
    Lechies, Feb 17, 2011
    #12
  13. No_Duff

    No_Duff LE

    No not benefits, she's on Bonio's.
     
    No_Duff, Feb 17, 2011
    #13
  14. sunami

    sunami LE

    sunami, Feb 17, 2011
    #14
  16. BrandySoured

    BrandySoured LE

    Found it

    [​IMG]
     
    BrandySoured, Feb 17, 2011
    #15
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