Dirty scouse dog

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mag_to_grid, Feb 17, 2011.

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  1. Was the dog under the age of consent?

    He might have been enjoying it...
  2. Imposing a two-year community order with supervision, Judge Robert Warnock said: "I am satisfied you now realise this sort of behaviour is wholly and totally unacceptable."

    Implying that she thought it was perfectly acceptable before the judge told her not to?!?!
  3. Ha Ha, fangtastic.
  4. What sort of filthy rank creature would have sex with a Scouser?
    Has the Dog seen a vet yet?
  5. I always thought that when people said chow dogs have amazing tongues they were referring to the color. Jennixxx :)
  6. All together now, "You'll never go walkies alone....."
  7. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    Where's the pictorial evidence?

    With the dogs face obscured to protect his ID of course.
  8. When asked by Judge Robert Warnock "How low can you get?"

    The defendant responded "A Chihuahua M'Lud".
  9. Pretty ruff justice...............
  10. Hmmm ... I wonder if she's on benefits
  11. More likely to be on worming tablets.
  12. No not benefits, she's on Bonio's.
  13. Found it