I needed a dump (proper) whilst uptown Gillingham. On entering one of the cubicles, there was no bog roll, none in any of the other shitters, so pissed with the idea of having to walk home with a shitty ring piece, cleaned only by the WHS receipt i had in my bin i decided that the dirty deed of spraying my sent over the stainless steel industrial back to wall pant to teach Mr toilet attendant to sort his act out I have been back there once more to do the deed again; my work is getting better as i am honing the technique quite well. (wait till bogs are empty and all that covert stuff) I am thinking that i might administer a two pint self enema of milk (warm) into the equation next visit. I might start on the neighbourâs cars and door steps that i donât like. Anybody else done a protest, be it with fire, shit or just a house brick?