Dirty protest

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by looney, Apr 4, 2010.

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  1. I needed a dump (proper) whilst uptown Gillingham.
    On entering one of the cubicles, there was no bog roll, none in any of the other shitters, so pissed with the idea of having to walk home with a shitty ring piece, cleaned only by the WHS receipt i had in my bin i decided that the
    dirty deed of spraying my sent over the stainless steel industrial back to wall pant to teach Mr toilet attendant to sort his act out
    I have been back there once more to do the deed again; my work is getting better as i am honing the technique quite well. (wait till bogs are empty and all that covert stuff)
    I am thinking that i might administer a two pint self enema of milk (warm) into the equation next visit.
    I might start on the neighbour’s cars and door steps that i don’t like.
    Anybody else done a protest, be it with fire, shit or just a house brick?

  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Bobby Sands Walt
  3. Good image posting skills.
  4. Yeah i know.
  5. ha ha ha ha ha it has an uptown, ha ha ha ha

    why didn't you just dump on any street and cause £14.72p worth of improvements
  6. I'll mind you its very uptown.
  7. Apart from the Gary Glitters of course.
  8. Try uploading the image to imageshack then linking to it.

    I want to see your poo decorating skills.
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    Posted for Looney.

    Hahaha, oh god.
  10. I'm not having that this poo came from a human bottom.
  11. Cheers Forks
  12. I have other photo's from my second dirty protest, same toilets.
  13. I'm impressed, the length and shape of the main turdlet must have required great skill, you sir are an artist who takes pride in his work.
  14. Its good that others appreciate this sort of work, thanks.