While emptying a communal drier in which to dry my own not so small smalls I was attacked by a pair of large, grey and sh*t incrusted boxers. They leapt from the machine and begged me to rescue them from their beastly owners arrse to which they had been subjected for many years. My heart went out to these poor pants and made me question men and there arrse wiping techniques. I mean how hard is it? The stains in these pants were unbelievable and ran in a big streak from ball bag compartment all the way to the elasticated waistband! Missing a little bit is expectable but this was taking the pish. Over the next couple of days I paid more attention then normal to menâs pants and realised in horror that it wasnât just that creature that had messed his pants it was a small majoriety of blokes! Why can you not wipe your bums properly boys? Is it down to lack of teaching on your parentâs behalf or just pure laziness?