Dirty Old Men

#1
Went to a party on Saturday.All the usual suspects involved,even Old Tom,sat in the corner supping his milk stout.As the evening progressed,Old Tom got more excitable.He then went around the room,cuddling and touching up the females,staring down clevages,kiss on the cheek etc.etc.
No one objected,because "It's just Old Tom,he's harmless"

So my question is,at what age can I become a DOM?
 
#2
vvaannmmaann said:
Went to a party on Saturday.All the usual suspects involved,even Old Tom,sat in the corner supping his milk stout.As the evening progressed,Old Tom got more excitable.He then went around the room,cuddling and touching up the females,staring down clevages,kiss on the cheek etc.etc.
No one objected,because "It's just Old Tom,he's harmless"

So my question is,at what age can I become a DOM?
Spent all day yesterday staring down my Sister in Law's cleavage.
Quite close up as well, and really obvious to all that attended.
Nobody seemed to mind and it seemed like it was expected of me.

Age : 52 7/8ths.
 
#4
When hair starts sprouting out your ears and its apparent that you are likely to suffer from PE... So about 49 and 2 months....
 
#5
I'm 51 & 3/4's and according to my family and missus i have always been a dirty old Man !!!

Yup and I'm proud of it !!!!!
 
#7
I'll be 74 this year and I've been a dirty old man since I was 31, because thats when I started going out with the lady who is now my wife, she was 16 at the time.

I know. I know, you can now all rip the pi ss out of me, but lads, it was bostin.
 
#8
Flashback to family party ........... my ex mother in law's brother spent the whole evening chasing me, dancing with me, wandering hands, and at the end of the night his children (my age, mid 40s) said thank you for making my father so happy. He was 80! Passed away last year, probably still doing the same wherever he is now!
 
#9
brummieboy1 said:
I'll be 74 this year and I've been a dirty old man since I was 31, because thats when I started going out with the lady who is now my wife, she was 16 at the time.

I know. I know, you can now all rip the pi ss out of me, but lads, it was bostin.
Are you Gary Giltter? did you hang about outside the secondary school offering Texas bars and cola cubes?
 
#10
A pal of mine says that he looks forward to the day when he'll be able to sit on a park bench letching the girls, pissing himself and cackling like a madman
 

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#11
If you have to ask........................ :twisted:
 
#12
brettarider said:
brummieboy1 said:
I'll be 74 this year and I've been a dirty old man since I was 31, because thats when I started going out with the lady who is now my wife, she was 16 at the time.

I know. I know, you can now all rip the pi ss out of me, but lads, it was bostin.
Are you Gary Giltter? did you hang about outside the secondary school offering Texas bars and cola cubes?
no to the first part, perhaps to the second and third.
 
#13
happybonzo said:
A pal of mine says that he looks forward to the day when he'll be able to sit on a park bench letching the girls, pissing himself and cackling like a madman
only on sunny days.
 
#18
I've been touching up birds since I was 13 yo, when do I qualify as a d o m?
 
#20
My latest squeeze being twelve years my junior, called me a Dirty Old Man whislt i was gropping her in a taxi...could'nt argue being a 43 yr old. its official
 

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