Dirty lasses in porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by weekend_worrier, Jun 9, 2011.

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  1. Thought I'd do a follow-up of this thread:

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/157390-best-looking-women-porn-12.html#post3782620

    Couldn't help noticing that some ARRSErs referred to grumbleflick 'actresses' who couldn't really be described as lookers, but had a certain 'something' about them. Examples include Teresa Orlowski and Vanessa del Rio from the vintage era, and (more recently) Vanessa Blue.

    I'd also nominate Sydnee Steele. She has a 'butter face', but she also performs with considerable gusto.

    Any other nominees?
     

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  2. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    I learned something from the recent Trannie thread - that's definitely a bloke
     
  3. What give it away? ......The Big Fuck Off chin?
     
  4. Yes, that is most certainly true, but the original thread dealt with ones who were also pretty fit. This one's for the ones who are fugly but you'd still knock one out to.
     

  5. For me that is anything with a gash and tits
     
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    Not the best looking but more than happy to stick baseball bats and similar up her arse on film.
     
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  7. What is this porn thing that you speak of? I've googled it but can't find any references.
     
  8. I'll see you. And raise you about six hundred.
    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Kelly STAFFORD!
     

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  9. OK, so one for her smiler, and the remaining three can take her chocolate starfish, her snatch, and one of her nostrils. That won't make her completely airtight, though.
     
  10. Sorry, wrong thread I thought this was about Dogs, always loved Lassie
     
  11. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    I seem to remember seeing that one in another thread on here a while ago. Something about being in the back of a car with a pineapple.
     
  12. You've got safe search on again you dappy tart!
     
  13. I have seen her rimming a very fat and old dwarf. Pure quality
     
  14. Looks like Ms Stafford does so as well - although probably not in the same spirit and manner as your good self.