Dirty Billy

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Auxmaniac, Oct 28, 2010.

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  1. Dirty Billy's teacher said "Today we will discuss the pe**s. Does anyone know anything about it?"

    Dirty Billy raised his hand enthusiastically. Since he was the only one who responded, she said "Yes, Billy?"

    He said "My daddy has two!"

    "How is that possible?" asked the teacher.

    "He has a little one that he goes weewee with, and a great big one that mommy brushes her teeth with!"
     
  2. Yep, side splitting stuff. He's here all week folks.
     
  3. Is he talking about this one? :? :?

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  4. Rubbish joke.

    Great pic