Directions ......

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  1. Directions

    1.Start in Cardiff.

    2.Join M4 and drive in an easterly direction to Junction 4 for London
    Heathrow Airport.

    3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

    4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

    5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth"
    - follow for 0.2 miles.

    6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
    for 0.3 miles

    7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

    8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
    29.2 miles

    9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

    10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

    11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0

    12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

    13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

    14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
    for 7.8 miles

    15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles

    16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for
    1.7 miles

    17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

    18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

    Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!

  2. Can I just sing it as far as Cardiff, cos until there I'm still lost??? :lol:
  3. cant we just shoot welsh ppl then the singing shall stop?