Directions

#1
Fellas,

Someone's asked me for directions to blandford and I'm too lazy to try to find it on Autoroute. Can one of you give me directions from the nearest motorway exit (coming from london direction). Alternatively you can offer lots of facecious replies or even give me totally wrong directions so the silly bint gets lost?

RTFQ

(PS Scalies Rock and I know what Sporadic E is)
 
#3
tell the person who asked you to look on autoroute - it is never a good idea to follow someone else's directions in my experience
 
#4
Trouble being, of course, that autoroute will just direct me to Blandford Forum and not the camp, I don't know how close the camp is to town, and I'm fairly sure that Blandford Forum is a made up place like Isengaard, Mordor and Newcastle. It's probably a big scalie waah. Maybe Blandford is like Area 52? Has anyone EVER been there?
 
#5
yes but was given lift by friend - we had camp there last year so will see if still have directions
 
#6
RTFQ, which direction is your friend coming from. basicall head for poole and you cant miss the dump. Find blandford forum and follow signs for royal signals museum,

Not entirely sure why anyone would be coming here volountarily
 
#8
Simply if your coming from the M4 take the chippenham junction and head south on the A350 kepp going till you see the most grim and depressing place you've ever seen. That'll be blandford, then follow the signs for the museum. Its actually surprisingly easy.

If you're coming from the other way head to salisbury then use the A364 (i think). If you're coming form the south then fcunk ya. Bloody southerners
 
#10
BLOODY_TIPRAT said:
RTFQ

Tell your mucker that Blandford is located directly adhacent to the gates of Hell
Piss off it's warm in hell
 
#11
Maybe Blandford is like Area 52? Has anyone EVER been there?
Area 52? Yes pal, been there. Quite boring actually, just desert for miles around. There was this place next door though, with loadsa razor wire and stuff.

Ohhhh, what was it called - oh yeah, that was it, Area 51.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just a congenital smart-aleck with too many red pens.
 
#12
RTFQ said:
I'm too lazy to try to find it on Autoroute. Can one of you give me directions
This has to be one of the best bit of trolling I've seen on here. It would have been quicker just to do the streetmap search in the first place.
 
#13
I think RTFQ wins prize for laziest arrse ever :lol: I hope he is not this lazy in his pursuit of the ladies...............
 
#14
Look, RTFQ, if you can't find the place, just get within 5 miles, and stick your head out of the car window. Have a look for the following combat indicators.

1.Dimmed streetlights as the scalies use half the national grid logging on to Arrse and whinging about their CO.

2.Gliders using the colossal quantities of hot air coming out of the place as thermals.

3.A steady stream of minibuses dropping off blokes who've reached their ROD at the train station.

4.Lorries carting away the skip loads of pointless memos and orders about flat cap berets and full screws marching.

5.The sound of a thousand voices raised in one almighty moan.

6.The rest of the Army laughing at their cone head counterparts.

Hope this helps.
 
#16
Thanks all, not only does she now know where she is going, I know that it's not a place that I want to visit, although the RSigs museum sounds interesting, I've always wonderedfb jk\fhvblkh jmuj
fvb

Sorry, I fell asleep and my head hit the keyboard.

Ohhhh, what was it called - oh yeah, that was it, Area 51.
No, I meant area 52 - it's where they keep Bowman apparently. :wink:

For the record, I wasn't being lazy, I was just taking the manoeuverist approach to doing work.
 
#17
RTFQ said:
Thanks all, not only does she now know where she is going, I know that it's not a place that I want to visit, although the RSigs museum sounds interesting, I've always wonderedfb jk\fhvblkh jmuj
fvb

Sorry, I fell asleep and my head hit the keyboard.

Ohhhh, what was it called - oh yeah, that was it, Area 51.
No, I meant area 52 - it's where they keep Bowman apparently. :wink:

For the record, I wasn't being lazy, I was just taking the manoeuverist approach to doing work.
the museum is very interesting
 
#18
It is the heart of darkness, and your comparison with Mordor is very apt. Finding it however, is simplicity itself, look out for the big burning wickermen, and the circling vultures, they're visible for miles.
 
#20
cnuts,

Don't bother. We all know that Blandford is a turd hole.

It comes as no surprise that directions aren't forthcoming - where the **** is that place after all?

Apart from the ******** of nowhere :twisted:

CH
 

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