Dinner Party Dress

Is it a big no no to wear a gorrilla suit, with a tutu, ammo boots and a gimp mask to a society dinner, a 'friend' wants to know, hypothetically speaking of course...
nah thats fine just remember to keep your cock zipped up else people think your rude
A society dinner, you say? Hmm-if there is at least one High Court judge and a junior Environment Minister there, you may find that you'll clash.

You could always opt for the old fall back of No. 17 Dress: Stark Bollock Naked, Mess Tins Slung, Less Wallet (if after 1800).
It depends if the tutu clashes with your bowtie

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