Dinner for Two

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by beufighter, Feb 7, 2011.

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  1. A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
    They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
    noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under
    the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

    The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of
    sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled,
    apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

    The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
    "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't.
    He just walked in."