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Dinner Date

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The Dinner Date

During class,a teacher trying to teach good manners,asks the students
"If you were on a date,having supper with a nice young lady,how would
you tell her that you have to go to the toilet? Michael"

Michael "Just a minute,i have to go pee."

Teacher "that would be rude & impolite, What about you Peter,how
would you say it?"

Peter "I'm sorry,but i really need to go to the toilet,i'll be right back."

Teacher "that's better,but it's still not very nice to say the word toilet
at the dinner table. and you little Johnny,are you able to use your
intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny "I would say 'Darling,may i please be excused for a moment?
i have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,who i hope
you'll get to meet after supper."


The teacher fainted.
 

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