@Dingerr

#5
Many happy returns - this is no excuse to get legless!
 
#6
That’s all very kind of you.......









........ but it’s not my birthday........







....... or my reborn day.
 
#9
This way better. You can have 364 days on the piss.
As the man said,

Happy non birthay.
 
#10
Wtf is all this bellendery & twattery???
 
#11
That’s all very kind of you.......









........ but it’s not my birthday........







....... or my reborn day.
Did you not have the birthday thing in infant school when if it was someone's birthday they got a nice card with stickers and everything in assembly? And it always seemed to be somebody's birthday?

Well, you've been nominated as today's victim. Bumps in the playground at 1045hrs. Don't worry about the absence of limbs with which to fling you up and down, we'll improvise.
 

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#12
Happy birthday @dingerr . I hope you get a sense of humour as one of your presents! ;)
 
#15
everyday you wake up[ alive is a birthday !
Until reality hits you in the face, maybe. Sometimes you wake up gradually, feeling peaceful and content, and then your conscious mind kicks in and you think - "not again", "how did this happen to me?" and so on.
 
#19
Where’s my happy meal? Jack bastárds.
 

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