dilemma

#1
hello all

i know this may soud weird but i´m deadly serious... i currently have a relationship with a squaddie and i have a kind of problem. i very much enjoy bum action but i´m afraid he´ll never take me seriously as a girlfriend if i overuse it.

i don´t know what to think about this... could you help me?
 
#4
hey dont laugh at me!!! i was just asking because i like him and i dont want to lose him because he thinks i´m a slut, it isn´t a wah.
 
#9
chevere said:
hey dont laugh at me!!! i was just asking because i like him and i dont want to lose him because he thinks i´m a slut, it isn´t a wah.
Look, you're a woman so ergo:

woman = slut

Stop your whining and just tell him you want your back doors kicked in using builders sand as a lubricant. Stop worrying that he'll bin you because you're a lover of ****, he'll more likely bin you because you're a fat munter.
 
#10
Save the bum action for when he really makes an effort, e.g. after he has taken you out to a good restaurant. Thus if he wants bum sex then he will learn that he must make the effort and you can keep it for those times so its still fun for you and you don’t end up with an A-hole like a clowns pocket. If that makes sense.
 
#11
Bennett said:
Save the bum action for when he really makes an effort, e.g. after he has taken you out to a good restaurant. Thus if he wants bum sex then he will learn that he must make the effort and you can keep it for those times so its still fun for you and you don’t end up with an A-hole like a clowns pocket. If that makes sense.
Sounds like you talk from experience, bennett. Many blokes wine and dine you then?
 
#12
Bennett said:
Save the bum action for when he really makes an effort, e.g. after he has taken you out to a good restaurant. Thus if he wants bum sex then he will learn that he must make the effort and you can keep it for those times so its still fun for you and you don’t end up with an A-hole like a clowns pocket. If that makes sense.
Shut the hell up man! I might bump into this bint one day, then I'd have to pay for dinner just to do her up the wrong 'un. And it would be all your fault!
 
#13
The Lord Flasheart said:
Bennett said:
Save the bum action for when he really makes an effort, e.g. after he has taken you out to a good restaurant. Thus if he wants bum sex then he will learn that he must make the effort and you can keep it for those times so its still fun for you and you don’t end up with an A-hole like a clowns pocket. If that makes sense.
Sounds like you talk from experience, bennett. Many blokes wine and dine you then?
To feckin right Flash :twisted: Nah filthy Ex (A lass from gods own country no less the breed them sharp up here) that knew how to reward me for being a good boy :twisted: :twisted:

Edited for Flash because his eyesight is failing
 
#14
Bennett said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
Bennett said:
Save the bum action for when he really makes an effort, e.g. after he has taken you out to a good restaurant. Thus if he wants bum sex then he will learn that he must make the effort and you can keep it for those times so its still fun for you and you don’t end up with an A-hole like a clowns pocket. If that makes sense.
Sounds like you talk from experience, bennett. Many blokes wine and dine you then?
To feckin right :twisted: Nah filthy Ex (A lass from gods own country no less the breed them sharp up here) that knew how to reward me for being a good boy :twisted: :twisted:

I dont think you read my reply very well did you bennett?
 
#15
Rowums said:
Bennett said:
Save the bum action for when he really makes an effort, e.g. after he has taken you out to a good restaurant. Thus if he wants bum sex then he will learn that he must make the effort and you can keep it for those times so its still fun for you and you don’t end up with an A-hole like a clowns pocket. If that makes sense.
Shut the hell up man! I might bump into this bint one day, then I'd have to pay for dinner just to do her up the wrong 'un. And it would be all your fault!
oh cheers
 
#17
problem is that i dont like to give sexual rewards, i do it because i like it, if i have to thank him for taking me out i prefer to think of something else, mind you.

i´d be most dissapointed if he took me to a nice restaurant only to get backdoor action.

i dont "let" him do it, it´s very appreciated every time...

of course that doesn´t mean i can fit small bedsit.

and i´m not fat!!!!
 
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