Dildo

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Brandt, May 30, 2013.

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  1. Two blokes in a pub. One says to the other: "I'm buying my wife a BMW and a diamond ring for Christmas. Even if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive herself back to the shop and change it".

    Other man says; "I'm buying my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go and fuck herself."
     
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