Diing ding All aboard get the QUTRAGE BUS out

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Feb 19, 2012.

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  1. Speaketh for it self troops. I have POL'd / polished the bus / keys are in the ignition.

    The Civil Servants known as the old SA80 - it doesnt work and you cannot fire it.

    Who want to be the conductor collecting tickets??? TICKETS PLEASE TO FUCKING OUTRAGE CENTRAL!!!! Stopping off at incompetant bastard and greedy cunt central....

    Ministry of Defence civil servant awarded £86,000 bonus - Telegraph
  2. Do you want tickets to the other two thread running on this subject?

    SAS my ARRSE!
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  3. I'm outraged.:=)
  4. Barking. Being a fat civvy twat these days, I am fortunate enough to be in a job where I too can get a bonus, but to get it, I have to meet not only my personal targets, but so does the business unit and the company. No meety, no getty, end of and fully understood. How the mod justifies these payments is incredible.

    Where's that works ticket?

    Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....
  5. I'm outraged at your outrage. :)
  6. Tsk. I am off to surf porn.
  7. Sorry folks, it's Sunday, life is good and an afternoon of good food, good company and a drink or three lies ahead, so outrage is not on my program for today.
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  8. I bet he's not even wearing a poppy today. I'm seriously outraged!!
  9. I was under the impression that Westpoint had recently arranged a long term private-hire of the outrage bus.

    All of you people waiting patiently at the bus-stops should go back home - the bus is not coming for you until further notice.
  10. That's a pity.
  11. Have you checked the tread and the air pressure on the Spare Tyre?
  12. This lady is outraged as well......

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  13. It's a true statement.......

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  14. There isnt one for hours and then three come along together.
  15. Sorry I've read it twice and still no froth...