Digger Joke

#1
A very posh British surgeon at a field hospital looks down at at bleeding
and moaning Australian 'digger':

Surgeon: "My God, man! Did you come in here to die!"
Aussie: "No, Sir, I came in here yesterday"

8)
 
#2
Can honestly say I first heard it 40 years ago, from a teacher.

He was trying to cheer himself up I think, as his wife had just left him to go to the West Indies and his dog's snout was bereft of its proboscis.
 
#4
whiffler said:
Can honestly say I first heard it 40 years ago, from a teacher.

He was trying to cheer himself up I think, as his wife had just left him to go to the West Indies and his dog's snout was bereft of its proboscis.
I'm curious Whiffler, did she go to Jamaica? And how did his dog smell? :wink:
 

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