Digger Joke

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by WEATHERMAN1956, May 23, 2005.

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  1. A very posh British surgeon at a field hospital looks down at at bleeding
    and moaning Australian 'digger':

    Surgeon: "My God, man! Did you come in here to die!"
    Aussie: "No, Sir, I came in here yesterday"

  2. Can honestly say I first heard it 40 years ago, from a teacher.

    He was trying to cheer himself up I think, as his wife had just left him to go to the West Indies and his dog's snout was bereft of its proboscis.
  3. whiffer...that proboscis seems a tad bit 'nosey'.


  4. I'm curious Whiffler, did she go to Jamaica? And how did his dog smell? :wink: