This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
You can use a subtle application of make-up to hide or 'de-emphasise' pronounced of uneaven features, such as changing the shape on the nose to make it slightly less honk like. Bit more shaddow here, brighten the tip etc. Sadly it doesn't work very well on cascading rolls of flab, but by god its worth a try.