Difference a bit of slap can make...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by msr, Oct 1, 2007.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. I've just cranked one off over the left hand column.
  3. Just proves that wimmins make-up is like respraying a 1976 Morris Marina with a 10 gallon drum of Ship paint.

    Some of them dogs have obviously had several coats of paint, enamel and varnish then stripped it off with a blow torch.

    Snakes with tits, the lot of 'em...
  4. Scary. Add beer goggles and you are done for.

    And the gwar has got to be a bloke.
  5. Is the one six down actually female? Not so sure that make-up was responsible for the right hand column shot accompanying 'her' as much as photoshop. Or a photograph of a completely different person.
  6. And theres no frickin way that this;


    started off as this;


    Harland & Wolff couldn't do the work required for that transformation.
  7. msr

    msr LE

    Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much...

    Someone's been caught with a lady boy?

  8. Caught?

    To be caught, one needs to be hiding something first. ;)

    Never refuse a reach round.
  9. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Why have so many of them got really, really pointy chins?
  10. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

  11. So gentlemen, why is it that women wear make-up and perfume?

  12. the worrying thing is after getting any of these in the sack and having had their faces buried in a pillow at some point you'll wake up in the morning and think .......... WTF

    course wouldn't stop second helping but ..... 8O
  13. So let me get this right.

    Each of the women shown was give a fucking good slap and told to sort their grinner out?

    Sounds fair to me.
  14. ...because they're ugly, and they stink.

    That's my one there, third peg.

    Yep, that one, the greasy parker with the furry hood.
  15. Its all done with mirrors.

    Oh and a damn good cement mixer of course.