Diet

#1
Ferkin 'ell

Im normally 95-98 kg in my flip-flops

well bugger me if the scales yesterday tipped 108 kg (U Fat bar steward)

and thats before I tuck into chrombo dinner.



Any good diets out there? or do I have to join fat fighters
 
#2
Bedpan2zero said:
Ferkin 'ell

Im normally 95-98 kg in my flip-flops

well bugger me if the scales yesterday tipped 108 kg (U Fat bar steward)

and thats before I tuck into chrombo dinner.



Any good diets out there? or do I have to join fat fighters
Now you're asking for trouble BP20!! :twisted:

You could try the Marjorie Doors Diet (Little Britain) and eat dust, dust and more dust.

You could always run into work and then get someone to take you home if you can't face the run back.

Oh and check the scales, sometimes they don't read right - recommend weighing yourself every monday morning after your 3 S's, and use the same scales.
 
#5
A & D

cheers for that one

I was contemplating the 'Hep A prison plan diet'

i.e. shove a finger up my hoop, then down my throat, cathc Hep A and shit myself thin!
 
#7
Bedpan2zero said:
Ferkin 'ell

Im normally 95-98 kg in my flip-flops

well bugger me if the scales yesterday tipped 108 kg (U Fat bar steward)

and thats before I tuck into chrombo dinner.



Any good diets out there? or do I have to join fat fighters
What's that in english?

Litotes
 
#8
Bedpan2zero said:
Ferkin 'ell

Im normally 95-98 kg in my flip-flops

well bugger me if the scales yesterday tipped 108 kg (U Fat bar steward)

and thats before I tuck into chrombo dinner.
Any good diets out there? or do I have to join fat fighters
Has it occurred to you that the problem could be that your flip-flops have
become heavier?

Did you get lead flip-flops for Christmas?
 
#9
Tartan_Terrier said:
Bedpan2zero said:
Ferkin 'ell

Im normally 95-98 kg in my flip-flops

well bugger me if the scales yesterday tipped 108 kg (U Fat bar steward)

and thats before I tuck into chrombo dinner.
Any good diets out there? or do I have to join fat fighters
Has it occurred to you that the problem could be that your flip-flops have
become heavier?

Did you get lead flip-flops for Christmas?

Thats the badger!!

it will be the CBRN lead lined flip flops :D

Litotes

in £ s and d 15 1/2 st to 17 st

Ive moved from a pt 4 times a week CSMR to a desk job - and the only running I do is the bath!
 

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