Diet Coke Advert

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tinman74, Jul 16, 2010.

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  1. Evening,
    Has anyone seen the new Diet Coke advert with the thunderbird type lady puppets? I pose a very serious question.

    Would you?
  2. Yes. But the splinter threat can not be ignored.
  3. What? Shag something that's 9" tall and dances as though they've got Rickets?

    In a heartbeat.
  4. i imagine that dogging that must sound like playing a xylophone
  5. To save anyone else the bother........

  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You sick, sick bastards.

    I refuse to answer on the grounds that my reply might implicate me
  7. Those eyes are made for bukkake.
  8. What is bukkake?
  9. Heh heh heh nice try
  10. :eek: not the ginger
  11. You could try, but it would end with her stringing you along, wouldn't it? Afterwards, she'll just varnish without a trace...
  12. I'd only be able to meet them if I pulled some serious strings.

    I wonder if any of them are called Marie-Annette?
  13. OOOH, that gives me wood!!!!

  14. Better than 'Muffin' the Mule again I suppose.;)