Early today I was speaking with another ARRSEr and the conversation inevitably lead to the topic of poo. Iâve noticed that when Iâm forced to eat rat pack for more than 2 days in a row, my hoop bungs up good and proper. Several days later expelling the biggest, blackest terd on gods green earth. Now when I have a good hot curry, without fail, the next day Iâm visited by a poo thatâs somewhere between a liquid and solid. Finally when I have a good solid night on the lash, putting away the kind of drink that could floor an elephant, I find that my poo is best described as diearhea. More water than poo, spraying wildly all over the inside of the bowl as well as all fleshy bits covering the lid All well and good I hear you say, but what am I getting at?? Iâm on a mission. I want to make the mother of all poos. Big, long, and solid Something I could block a U bend with. Rat pack gives me big solid terds, but I know I can do better. ARRSE help me out. What can I ingest to give me that monster terd Iâve been dreaming of????